Archie: [narrates] Oh, isn't that an unpleasant surprise. Because they don't want to owe Lenny.
One Two: We can't get the planning.
Archie: That's right sweetheart...
Mumbles: We can't get the planning?
Archie: ...you've been fucked.
Lenny Cole: [wearing a hat, suit, and glasses] What d'you think we are? Gangsters?
Johnny Quid: Did he ever interfere with you? You know, touch you inappropriately?
Pete: He tickled me, if that's what you mean.
Johnny Quid: You see in psychological circles there's a technical term for that scenario.
Pete: There is?
Johnny Quid: Monsteroustickalotis.
Pete: You what?
Johnny Quid: Your dad was a tickling monster.
Stella: Drink?
One Two: Dance?
Stella: You're a dancer?
One Two: Am I a dancer? Shall we set the record straight? See, my dad was a dancer, and his dad before him. So, finally, it percolates through the old DNA. You're not joining me?
Stella: Sure. I like to dance.
[after getting the property deeds from One-Two and Mumbles]
Lenny Cole: What's wrong with you, Archie?
Archie: Is that not a bit strong, Lenny? I mean, they come from the same place as you, you're gonna clean them out.
Lenny Cole: The same place as me? Do I look like a fucking immigrant? No one gave ME a leg up! They need a
little bit of fear, otherwise they'll come up against me. They need a little lesson, don't they?
Archie: [narrates] And that is an example of how Lenny works.
Archie: [narrates] Now today is Lenny's big day. He's hit the big time, because a new Russian billionaire desires Lenny's property contacts. He wants planning permission where the law won't allow. Of course Lenny will come through. But he will rake that Russian for every rouble he can get.