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Malcolm: Okay, gentlemen, let's go. First, my colleague Paul will be modeling the 'gray wolf.' I must apologize for my assistant's handicaps. He has unusually long arms and an alarmingly small neck. Now while I agree it doesn't seem the right time of year to be acquiring a coat with such thermal efficiency...
One Two: It is the middle of fucking summer.

Malcolm: However, Christmas is always around the corner!

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One Two: Abandon ship!

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Archie: [narrates] Oh, isn't that an unpleasant surprise. Because they don't want to owe Lenny.
One Two: We can't get the planning.
Archie: That's right sweetheart...
Mumbles: We can't get the planning?
Archie: ...you've been fucked.

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Lenny Cole: [wearing a hat, suit, and glasses] What d'you think we are? Gangsters?

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One Two: I've got one just like that at home, but with a little boy fishing.
Stella: Is that what they call humor where you're from?
One Two: Is that what they call art where you're from?

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Johnny Quid: Did he ever interfere with you? You know, touch you inappropriately?
Pete: He tickled me, if that's what you mean.
Johnny Quid: You see in psychological circles there's a technical term for that scenario.
Pete: There is?
Johnny Quid: Monsteroustickalotis.

Pete: You what?
Johnny Quid: Your dad was a tickling monster.

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Archie: ...and he'll be in there like swimwear.

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Stella: Drink?
One Two: Dance?
Stella: You're a dancer?
One Two: Am I a dancer? Shall we set the record straight? See, my dad was a dancer, and his dad before him. So, finally, it percolates through the old DNA. You're not joining me?
Stella: Sure. I like to dance.

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[after getting the property deeds from One-Two and Mumbles]
Lenny Cole: What's wrong with you, Archie?
Archie: Is that not a bit strong, Lenny? I mean, they come from the same place as you, you're gonna clean them out.
Lenny Cole: The same place as me? Do I look like a fucking immigrant? No one gave ME a leg up! They need a

little bit of fear, otherwise they'll come up against me. They need a little lesson, don't they?
Archie: [narrates] And that is an example of how Lenny works.

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Archie: [narrates] Now today is Lenny's big day. He's hit the big time, because a new Russian billionaire desires Lenny's property contacts. He wants planning permission where the law won't allow. Of course Lenny will come through. But he will rake that Russian for every rouble he can get.

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[repeated line]
Archie: Hold on. I've got another call.

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Pete: My dad used to make me watch Bonanza every Sunday after church.
Johnny Quid: Well, that's got to have done some damage. All those guns, nuns, and cowboys.
Pete: You think?... It wasn't all bad. He sometimes made me laugh, too.

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Lenny Cole: Listen, you lousy immigrant...

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Lenny Cole: I thought you lot drink vodka.
Uri: Whisky is the new vodka.
Lenny Cole: You're not joining me?
Uri: I don't drink.
Lenny Cole: [pauses before drinking] ... Cheers.
Uri: Cheers.

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Archie: What are these guys made of?

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Lenny Cole: But then a more aggressive breed of crayfish came along...