121 Rio Quotes (2024) #2

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Jewel: [Blu tries to speak as Jewel is standing on him with one clawed foot holding his throat] Que?
Blu: You're standing on my throat!
[she gets off him]
Jewel: Oh, you're an American!
[Blu clears his throat]
Blu: Thanks. I need my throat for talking. So, thank you.

Jewel: You look like me!
Blu: Oh, hi. Hi. My name is Blu. You know, like the cheese with the mold on it, that smells really bad.
[to himself as he realizes what he's just said]
Blu: That's stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

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Pedro: [as they watch Nigel take Jewel by force] Hey! Get back here! Ain't nobody mess with a friend of Pedro! I ain't havin' it! It's on!
[he starts punching the air]
Nico: What are you on? Did you see the talons on that guy?
Pedro: Talons? Maybe it's on next time.
[they turn and fly away]
Nico:

Ralfieeee!
Pedro: Blu! Help!
Nico: Help!

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Jewel: Is there anything else I need to know?
Blu: Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while I pee in the birdbath! Happy?

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Nigel: [singing] I'm a feathery freak with a beak, a bird murderer. You think you're badder than me? I never heard o' ya!

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Blu: You see, who needs flying?
Jewel: Birds! Birds need flying. Flying is... err... freedom, and, and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?
Blu: Hmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.

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Nigel: I'm not interested about your nicked knick-kacks. Your burgled baubles bore me.

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Pedro: Gotta keep it spicy! You gotta puff out that chest, swing that tail, eyes narrowed, like some kind of crazy love hawk!

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Blu: Yeah. Sounds great. It's not like were just throwing ourselves off of a mountain... right?
Rafael: Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Blu: What?
Rafael: Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA. And if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
Man on glider: No,

wait!
[screams]
Man on glider: Mommy!
Rafael: Fun, right?
Blu: Yeah... fun.

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Blu: Oh Man, we threw down!
Jewel: Yeah, we threw down!
Rafael: You guys were like fire and ice!
Nico: Thunder and lightning!
Pedro: Hip and hop!
Blu: Cheese and sprinkles!
[Everybody stares]
Blu: It's a Minnesota thing...

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Pedro: Drop it, drop it, drop it low!

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Marcel: Do you think I am an idiot?
Tipa: Uh...
Marcel: There were two birds, chained together in a cage. How could you lose them?
Tipa: They outsmarted us, boss! But... but don't worry, we'll get them back. I have a plan.
Marcel: Oh, great! What're you gonna do? Wander the city calling

'here birdy-birdy, here birdy!'?
Tipa: Well, anything sounds dumb when you say it like that.

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Jewel: [Blu throws himself out of the plane and grabs hold of Jewel in the air] Blu! You're crazy! What are you doing?
Blu: I'm not gonna let you go! We're chained-to-each-other birds, remember?
[Jewel kisses Blu]

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Blu: So, uh... how far is this Luiz?
Rafael: Not far. Thirty minutes as the crow flies.
Blu: Uh... and how long as the macaw walks?
Jewel: Bobo here can't fly.
Rafael: But... but he's a bird!
Blu: Not all birds fly. There are ostriches.

Jewel: You are not an ostrich!
Blu: Well, not technically, but...
Rafael: Wait, wait, wait! My friends, I wanna help, but to walk the whole way, it... it... it can't be done!
[he suddenly notices his kids clambering around his wife asking after him]
Rafael: But hey, we might as well give it a shot.

Let's go, quickly.
[he turns Blu and Jewel around and walks away quietly; Jewel turns to look at the kids]

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Lead Marmoset: [from trailer] You two are coming with me.
Jewel: In your little monkey dreams.

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Jewel: Luiz is a bulldog?
Luiz: You got something against dogs?
Jewel: I do when they're drooling on me.
Luiz: It's a medical condition!