Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Resident Evil: Apocalypse

L.J.: [a Zombie walks in front of his car] GTA, Motherfucker!
[he runs over the Zombie, which flips over his car]
L.J.: Yeah! Ten points!

Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Resident Evil: Apocalypse

[first lines]
Alice: My name is Alice. I worked for the Umbrella Corporation, the largest and most powerful commercial entity in the world. I was head of security at a secret high-tech facility, The Hive, a giant underground laboratory developing experimental viral weaponry. But there was an incident. The virus escaped and everybody died. Trouble was... they didn't stay

dead.

Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Major Cain: Why haven't we taken off?
[he reaches the pilot seat, and the "pilot" turns around]
L.J.: 'Cause I usually drive a Cadillac!
[punches Cain]

Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Resident Evil: Apocalypse

[L.J. walks into a building and is surrounded by 12 S.T.A.R.S. members]
L.J.: Shit! Maybe I was safer outside. Get them guns out of my damn face.
[a S.T.A.R.S. officer hands him a shotgun]
L.J.: Motherfucker, please. Look.
[opens up his jacket revealing two gold guns]
L.J.: My shit is custom.

Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Major Cain: [as Alice prepares to throw him out of the helicopter] Wait! Killing me won't make things right.
Alice: No, but it's a start!

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Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Major Cain: And now... Now we'll discover which is superior. Fight him.
Alice: No.
Major Cain: Fight him, or they die.
Alice: What makes you think I care?

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Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Alice: My name is Alice and I remember everything.

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Resident Evil: Apocalypse

[after hearing the S.T.A.R.S. planning to take down the Nemesis]
L.J.: You motherfuckers is crazy! Look. That big motherfucker got a rocket launcher!

Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Carlos Olivera: We're assets, Nicholai. Expendable assets... and we've just been expended.

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Resident Evil: Apocalypse

L.J.: [hands raised] Respect!
[drops guns]
Nemesis: Aaaurghhhh...
[analyzes L.J. and walks away]

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Resident Evil: Apocalypse

[Alice and Carlos have their guns pointed at each other, L.J. comes in from behind]
L.J.: Don't shoot, don't shoot. He's cool. He made a deal with Dr. Doom, same as you.

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Resident Evil: Apocalypse

[last lines]
Dr. Isaacs: Program Alice activated.
Jill Valentine: What did they do to you?

Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Alice: There's something down there.
Jill Valentine: Where?
Alice: There.
Peyton Wells: I don't see anything.
Alice: Well, that doesn't alter the fact that there *is* something down there.

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Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Spokesperson: [during credits] This is a part of the Umbrella Corporation. Our business is life itself. Some side effects may occur.

Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Nemesis: S.T.A.R.S.

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Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Peyton Wells: We find the building with the thickest walls and strongest doors and we barricade ourselfs in, sit tight, wait for help.
Alice: There won't be any help. According to Ashford, Umbrella know they can't contain the infection. So at sunrise this morning, Raccoon City will be completely sanitized.
Terri Morales: What do you

mean by "sanitized"?
Alice: A precision tactical nuclear device.
Jill Valentine: What yield?
Alice: Five kilotons.
Jill Valentine: [scoffs] Fuck me.

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Resident Evil: Apocalypse

[after Alice realizes Peyton coughs and has a zombie bite injury, she aims her gun at him]
Jill Valentine: [points her gun at Alice] Hold it. What do you think you're doing?
Alice: He's wounded. The infection's spreading.
Peyton Wells: I'm fine.
Alice: You should take care of him now. It'll be more

difficult later. You know that.
Jill Valentine: No. If it comes to that, I'll take care of it myself.
Alice: As you wish.
[to Peyton]
Alice: It's nothing personal. But in an hour, maybe two, you'll be dead. And moments later, you'll become one of them. You'll endanger your friends, try to kill them, probably succeed.

I'm sorry. That's just the way it is.

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Resident Evil: Apocalypse

L.J.: Somebody get this ugly bitch off of me!

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Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Alice: How long ago have you been bitten?
Carlos Olivera: Three hours.
L.J.: What?
Alice: Today's your lucky day.
L.J.: [to Carlos] You should have told me you were bit, motherfucker, I'm hanging with you and shit!

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Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Sniper: [after taking out a zombie] Yaaahoooo! Plenty to go 'round.
L.J.: [L.J. comes into the picture looking to steal a vehicle. The sniper and L.J. then spot each other and the sniper appears to shoot at him] DON'T SHOOT!
[Instead the sniper takes out another zombie creeping up behind him]
L.J.: Thank You!... Owe you one

man!
Sniper: [Bragging] I got the power!