Red Barber
Red Barber

Running like a bunny with his tail on fire.

Red Barber
Red Barber

He's sitting in the catbird seat.

Red Barber
Red Barber

You have to be as fully prepared for the dull game as you are for the great game, or else you won't be prepared for the great one.

Red Barber
Red Barber

Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.

Red Barber
Red Barber

When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.

Red Barber
Red Barber

This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.

Red Barber
Red Barber

Baseball is dull only to dull minds.

Red Barber
Red Barber

When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.