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Frank: What are you doing kissing *this* guy?
Sarah: Well, I didn't wanna kill him.
Frank: Well, what kinda stupid logic is that?

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Marvin: She has talents you and I will never have.
Frank: What talents?
Marvin: People like her.
Han Cho Bai: If she lives, this'll be good for your relationship. You're right.
Marvin: And if there's one thing I know, it's women and covert ops.
Frank: That's two

things.
Han Cho Bai: No, grasshopper. It is not.

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The Frog: You think I'm just going to roll over for you hegemonic Mickey Mouse-loving...
[Marvin hits him hard in the stomach]
The Frog: [finishes breathlessly] ... Americans?
Marvin: Leave Mickey out of it.

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Frank: Look, I'm retired, okay. I'm happy. *We* are happy.
Marvin: Frank... Frank... You haven't killed anybody in months.
Frank: That is not a bad thing, okay? That's a positive thing for a lot of people.

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Han Cho Bai: You blew up my plane.
Sarah: Sorry.
Marvin: I was wrong? So we're not even gonna... die?
Frank: Not yet.
Han Cho Bai: I was actually starting to like you. I was even thinking about not killing you. This is what happens when you try to save the world.

Victoria: Han, Han, you can't put a price on these things.
Han Cho Bai: You owe me 30 mil for the plane. And 20 for not killing you. You're a dead man, Moses.
Frank: Thanks for your help. Really.
[starts walking away]
Sarah: You think he means it?
Frank: Nah, he's a nice guy.

Han Cho Bai: I mean it, Frank!
Frank: All right.
Victoria: [to Marvin] Ah, they're gonna be right as rain.
Marvin: [whispering] He made the run to emotional safety.

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Sarah: Where did you get the bodies?
Victoria: My freezer.

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[while Han is trying to kill them, Marvin lies down behind Frank in a spooning position]
Frank: Marvin?
Marvin: Yeah?
Frank: Is that a stick of dynamite in your pocket?
Marvin: Yeah, but I'm saving it for emergency.
Frank: Well, this is kind of an emergency, isn't it?

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Ivan: [noticing her shoeless foot] Ah, there is nothing more sexy in the whole world than a beautiful woman with an incredible gun.
Victoria: [taking out soldiers with scoped rifle] You're such a romantic.
[cut to Frank freeing Marvin and Sarah than cut back to Ivan and Victoria]
Ivan: I love the way your toes curl right

before you fire.
Victoria: Hopeless.
Ivan: [sniffs her boot] Oh!

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Victoria: You know, it's important to enjoy life while you still can.

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Sarah: Why does Han hate you so much?
Frank: Not enough hugs as a child.

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Frank: What are we doing?
Sarah: Let's face it, Columbo, things were getting a little stale.
Marvin: Wow. Mommy just slapped Daddy at the dinner table.

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Han Cho Bai: Ready to kill this son of a bitch?
Victoria: Abso-bloody-lutely.

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Marvin: Frank is a very simple creature with very simple needs. Okay? It's killing... eating... sexting... eating... Killing, I guess.
Sarah: What's your point?
Marvin: I can't believe you kissed The Frog.
Sarah: Well, I've kissed a lotta frogs.

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MI6 Chief Security Officer: They say you're a legend around here. I've, um... I've never heard of you. Must have been a bit before my time.
Victoria: [escapes her handcuffs and takes him down] Well, you've heard of me now.

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Marvin: [hands Sarah a gun and points to his own body] Two shots, here and here. Drag the body in there and repeat as necessary.
Sarah: No safety.
Marvin: No safety.

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Frank: Eleven million people are gonna lose their lives if you don't help me.
[tosses him the gun]
Han Cho Bai: [reluctantly tosses it back] All right. Let's go.
[pause]
Han Cho Bai: This doesn't mean I'm not going to kill you later.

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Marvin: [to an arguing Frank and Sarah] Kids, what happens in the Kremlin stays in the Kremlin.

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Frank: You gave her a gun?
Marvin: It is America, Frank.
Sarah: Everyone else has a gun.
Frank: She has no idea what to do with this.
Sarah: I know exactly what to do with it.
[grabs gun back and accidentally fires]
Frank: You don't... give fire... to a

kitten. Why don't you just give her some dynamite, Marvin?
[Frank walks away]
Sarah: No external safety on the Sig?
[Marvin shakes his head no, then turns and walks away]

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Marvin: [drops a bomb in the toilet] Poo poo's coming.

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Han Cho Bai: [to Frank] They paid me to kill ya. They didn't say I had to do it all at once.