Sue: Will you guys act in my film?
Everybody: What?
Sue: Will you guys act in my film?
Sukhi: [Everybody laughs] Hey... why're you guys laughing? I'm the hero of her film!
Amanullah Khan: [Aslam's dad sees Sukhi and Siddharth are drunk]
[to Aslam]
Amanullah Khan: Are you drunk too?
Aslam: Dad, You know I don't even touch alcohol!
Amanullah Khan: They are all demolished!
Aslam: Whatever it is. They are my friends!
Amanullah
Khan: What kind of friends are these? They're stinking of alcohol and no shame to stand in front of your father. Can't you find friends in your own community? You only find shameless friends who are all set to destroy you.
Aslam: Where did religion and community come in this, dad?
Aslam's brother: Shut up. Don't raise your voice in front of dad. What he's
saying is right. This country has never accepted us Muslims, and never will!
[shouting]
Aslam's brother: Doesn't your blood boil? Have you ever seen me making Hindu friends? Have you?
Aslam: I can't think like you, brother! Nor do I want to.
Ajay Rathod: Hey wild people. Boys and girls, and behind the girls - Mr. Sukhi. I have a very special announcement.
[to Sonia]
Ajay Rathod: Ma'm if you have a li'l time
[takes out a ring from his pocket]
Ajay Rathod: Can I spend my whole life with you?
[clears his throat]
Ajay Rathod: Will
you please marry me?
Ajay Rathod: [Enters the room where Sukhi, Aslam, Sue, Sonia, Sid, DJ just finished watching the documentary] Hey guys Whats up?
[Everybody is silent, with teary eyes- from the impact of their documentary]
Ajay Rathod: Uh-huh... Did someone die?
Sue: [Proposing a toast] To Ajay and Sonia. I wish they live happily forever. May the insanity and the romance never die.
Sonia: [Repeated lines] Maar dalo!
[Kill him]
DJ: [practicing his lines] Bismil's message. Lucknow train
[Sees Chotu]
DJ: [still practising] Hey, kid. Listen, did you get Bismil's message?
Chotu (Waiter): [confused] What?
DJ: No? Then listen. We will rob the train which is going towards Lucknow 8 days later. There will be a lot of money. British Money. Will you rob
it?
Chotu (Waiter): [still confused] No.
DJ: No? But we will buy weapons with that money. What will we buy?
Chotu (Waiter): [still confused] Weapons?
DJ: Exactly. Go, kid. You go now.