[from trailer]
Jill: [dangles Puss over a canyon] Is it true a cat always lands on its feet?
Puss in Boots: No! That is just a rumour, spread by dogs!
[from trailer]
Jack: I hate cats!
Puss in Boots: That's not what your mama said!
Ohhh Cat: Ooooooohhhhhh!
[from trailer]
Humpty Dumpty: Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in San Ricardo's prison? I'll tell you this, my friend. It ain't over easy!
Ohhh Cat: Ooooooohhhhhh!
[Puss and Kitty kiss]
Ohhh Cat: Ooooooohhhhhh!
[a man begins to strip to show Puss a tattoo of the golden eggs]
Puss in Boots: NO! Please, you have... shown enough.
Puss in Boots: You have made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry!
[Of Humpty Dumpty]
Puss in Boots: I always knew you were good inside.
Humpty Dumpty: I'm not a person. I'm not a bird. I'm not even a food. I don't know what I am.
Puss in Boots: You are what you have always been: my brother.
[from trailer]
Puss in Boots: My name would become legend...
[from trailer]
Puss in Boots: Fear me, if you dare!
Puss in Boots: I will see you again, Kitty Softpaws!
Kitty Softpaws: Sooner than you think.
[Puss realizes that Kitty has his boots]
Puss in Boots: She is a bad kitty.
[from trailer]
[Puss in Boots removes his hat, cloak and sword]
Puss in Boots: All that I need, are the boots!
Kitty Softpaws: That's a lot of heel for a guy, don't you think?
Puss in Boots: Kitty? You are not as good as they say. You are better!
Puss in Boots: How *dare* you do the Litter Box at me?
[from trailer]
[Puss jumps over a steeple, the tip scraping his tail]
Puss in Boots: [shaken] Holy frijoles...
[from trailer]
Puss in Boots: My thirst for adventure will never be quenched!
Jack: We want a complimentary continental breakfast.
Jill: And don't even think of skimping on them baby muffins!
Hotel Owner: [crying to himself] We don't have any baby muffins.
Raoul: [taking an inventory of Puss in Boots' items before placing him in jail] ... one bottle of catnip!
Puss in Boots: It's for my glaucoma.
