Planet Terror Quotes

Romy: [nervous tone] Uh... hi Abby. How's it going?
Abby: [notices an empty cage nearby with bent-out bars] I see you've run into a spot of trouble while I was away. You mind telling me what happened?
Romy: [continues to stammer] Uh... I don't know. They just... escaped.
Abby: All three?

Romy: Uh... yeah. I... don't know how they did it. I just went left for a little while and when I came back... it... well...
Abby: I'm sorry, Romy. I just don't trust you anymore. You are the most incompetent employee I've ever employed. You know the penalty for failure. You enforce the rules yourself.
Romy: [more nervous] All

right... Abby you win. I'm out. I'm finished. You'll never see me again. I'll get my things and get out of here.
Abby: Not so fast!
[one of Abby's men brings over a large jug of formaldehyde with various circle-shaped objects in it]
Abby: I also want your balls for my collection!
[Abby tosses Romy a large knife; Romy hesitates]

Abby: It would be easier if you do it yourself. Just drop your pants, chop them off, and give them to me. Then... I might consider letting you live.
Romy: [on the verge of tears] Uh... Abby... I'm really attached to them.
Abby: [sarcastic] Oh, sweetheart I was really attached to my specimens. And now, thanks to you and your

incompetence, they're out there in the night doing God knows what.

El Wray: So what are you going to do now?
Cherry Darling: I'm going to be a stand-up comedian.
El Wray: You're not funny.
Cherry Darling: That's what I keep trying to tell everybody but they all say I'm hilarious.
El Wray: But you're not.
Cherry Darling: There's

a difference between being frank... and being dick.

Cherry Darling: I broke my leg.
El Wray: That's okay,
[pulls her broken wooden leg off]
El Wray: I made you something.
[installs the Machine Gun leg]
El Wray: I DO believe in you, always have. I believe you could be better. You deserve better, even better than me. Right now, I need you to become

who you were meant to be. Stand!

Tony Block: [puts a hand to his mouth and holds up a tooth] Hey mom, another tooth fell out!
[Dakota stares at Tony]
Tony Block: Your tooth fell out too...
[Dakota examines her smile in the rear view and sees she has a chipped tooth]
Tony Block: ...we're toothless buddies.
Dr. Dakota Block: We

sure are, sweetie...

El Wray: Did you find what was in the pocket?
Cherry Darling: Fuck no.
El Wray: Look for it.
[Cherry searches through one pocket]
El Wray: No, the other one.
[Cherry searches through the other pocket and takes out a box with a ring inside it]
El Wray: I was gonna give it

to you, but you left me. 'Cuz you took the jacket...
Cherry Darling: [saying it at the same time as El Wray] ... and I looked for it for two weeks.
El Wray: Read it.
Cherry Darling: Two against the world.
El Wray: Remember that?
Cherry Darling: I never forgot it.

Sheriff Hague: I was thinking, we could build a new place right there where the old one was. You cook, I work the back.
J.T. Hague: You don't make that rent so God-Damn high.
Sheriff Hague: We share the recipe, we share the rent.
J.T. Hague: Start at 250 degrees.
Sheriff Hague: [Pulls a

note pad and pen out] I knew it. For how long?
J.T. Hague: 12 pounds?
Sheriff Hague: Sure.
J.T. Hague: 12 pounds, 12 hours.
Sheriff Hague: Wrapped in tin foil, right?
J.T. Hague: I don't use no goddamn foil.
Sheriff Hague: Damn. Tomatoes? Fresh?

J.T. Hague: Canned.
Sheriff Hague: No Shit?
J.T. Hague: Yeah.
Sheriff Hague: You score me some?
J.T. Hague: Oh Yeah, cause we're brothers.
Sheriff Hague: Thank you for this.
J.T. Hague: You just remember, you got to take this recipe to

your grave.
Sheriff Hague: I think I can... goddamn guarantee that.
[Dies]
J.T. Hague: Heh heh heh heh heh heh!
[Blows up the quarantine chamber]

Cherry Darling: [her wooden leg is stuck in the truck door] My leg's stuck. Pull over.
El Wray: It's just wood.
Cherry Darling: It's splintering!
El Wray: Would you just leave it alone?
Cherry Darling: Why do you have to be so mean?
El Wray: Just, just do me a

favor, alright? Stay strong.
Cherry Darling: Stay?
El Wray: Yeah, baby. Stay.

The Rapist: [after Cherry breaks her leg in his eye] I bet you thought that was pretty funny? You gave me some wood, now I'm gonna give you...
[pulls down pants]
The Rapist: ...some fucking wood!
[Cherry, Dakota, and even the second rapist look with shock and disgust as the rapist's genetilia begins melting off!]
Rapist

#2: Gas! You need gas! Put your mask back on!
The Rapist: No, no, fuck the gas. I'm just gonna have to make this quick!

J.T. Hague: Hey, hey. You want some barbeque? Best in Texas.
Cherry Darling: Oh, no thanks.
J.T. Hague: What's the matter? You don't eat meat?
Cherry Darling: Oh, I eat meat. I also eat lots of shit.
[grins]
Cherry Darling: See that?
J.T. Hague: What's

that?
Cherry Darling: Shit-eating grin.
J.T. Hague: [laughs] You ought to be a comedian.
Cherry Darling: What do you think of the leg?
J.T. Hague: [laughs] Sure is funny.

J.T. Hague: You're the second person to show up tonight.
El Wray: Who's the first?
J.T. Hague: [nods to Cherry] Right there. Must be passin' through. Seems only strangers eat here.
El Wray: [picking up his coffee] I still eat here, J.T.
J.T. Hague: Oh, yeah, you sure do. By the way,

don't choke on all that food you're eatin'.