Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Carina Smyth: I'm not looking for trouble!
Captain Jack Sparrow: What a horrible way to live.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Captain Salazar: [to the only survivor of a ship he attacked] Jack Sparrow...
[holds up a wanted poster of Jack Sparrow]
Captain Salazar: Do you know this pirate?
Henry: Only by name.
Captain Salazar: For too many years the Triangle has cursed us, condemned us to this Hell on Earth. The key to our

escape is Jack Sparrow, and the compass which he holds. No, no. No need to fear, me boy. I always leave one man alive, to tell the tale. Find Sparrow for me and relay a message, from Capitan Salazar.
Henry: Salazar.
Captain Salazar: Tell him I'll behold the daylight again. And on that day, death... death comes straight for him. Would you say that to

him, please?
Henry: Yes.
Captain Salazar: I wish I could tell him myself, but dead men tell no tales.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Henry: [from trailer] I saw her ankles.
Captain Jack Sparrow: You would've seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Captain Jack Sparrow: Who are you?
Henry: My name is Henry Turner. Son of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Ewww. You're the evil spawn of them two.
[pause]
Captain Jack Sparrow: Does mummy ever ask about me?
Henry: No.
Captain Jack

Sparrow: Oh go on. She call my name in her sleep?
Henry: She never spoke of you.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Are you sure we're talking about the same people? He's a cursed eunuch. She's golden-haired, stubborn, pouty lips, neck like a giraffe, and two of those wonderful...
Henry: Yes! Yes, it's her.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Carina Smyth: Who am I to you?
Captain Hector Barbossa: Treasure!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

[Henry saves Carina]
Henry: From this moment forth we are to be allies!
Carina Smyth: Considering where your left hand is, I'd say we're more than that!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

[Henry meets Jack for the first time]
Henry: Do you even have a ship, a crew... pants?
Captain Jack Sparrow: A great pirate does not bother with such intricacies.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Carina Smyth: My calculations are precise and true. I'm not just an astronomer. I'm also a horologist.
Captain Jack Sparrow: No shame in that, dear. We all have to make a living.
Carina Smyth: No, I'm a horologist.
Scrum: So was my mum. Although she didn't crow about it quite as loud as you.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Captain Jack Sparrow: Pirate's life.
[raises glass of rum]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

[Jack is to be executed]
Captain Jack Sparrow: Guillotine? Sounds French. I love the French! How bad can it be? It's French.
[sees what the guillotine actually is]
Captain Jack Sparrow: Oh, that bad. I've changed me mind!
[is frog marched up to the guillotine platform]
Captain Jack Sparrow: You mean I have to

walk up stairs as well for this?
[is strapped to a body board]
Captain Jack Sparrow: Here's an idea, how about a good old-fashioned stoning? I'd kill to be stoned right now!
[gets put in the guillotine]
Captain Jack Sparrow: I'm not normally one to complain, but this basket is full of heads!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Captain Jack Sparrow: Aah! Monkey!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Shansa: The price of crossing my door is blood, Captain.
Captain Hector Barbossa: That explains why you're not so busy.
Shansa: Everyone pays, eventually.
Captain Hector Barbossa: Shansa, you and I made a bond long ago. I saved you from the gallows, remember?
Shansa: And I cursed your

enemies. But now you come to me with fear. As the dead have taken command over the sea.
Captain Hector Barbossa: And what would the dead be wanting with me?
Shansa: Not you, Captain. They're searching for a sparrow.
Captain Hector Barbossa: Jack?
Shansa: Jack who sails for the trident... With a girl and

a Pearl.
Captain Hector Barbossa: The trident can never be found.
Shansa: The trident is Jack's only hope. The dead are conquering the sea, unable to step on dry land. Maybe you should retire to the countryside.
Captain Hector Barbossa: You mean grass, on a farm? Milking a cow, making cheese? While they sink me treasure?

Shansa: Ask yourself this, Captain: Is this treasure worth dying for?
Captain Hector Barbossa: I'm a pirate. Always will be! So how do I save what be mine?

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Captain Hector Barbossa: I have heard stores of a mighty Spanish captain who sunk and killed thousands of men...
Captain Salazar: No no no no! Men, no! Pirates!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Henry: That's it! I'm going with her!
Captain Jack Sparrow: You would leave me for some horologist in her knickers?
Henry: Yes!
Captain Jack Sparrow: You men are all alike!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Henry: [whispers into a jail cell] I need to speak with you.
Captain Jack Sparrow: [attacks Henry from behind, holding him against the cell door] Hand me your sword.
Henry: I don't have a sword.
Captain Jack Sparrow: What kind of soldier has no weapon?
Henry: I'm currently wanted for

treason.
Captain Jack Sparrow: So not the very good kind then?
Henry: I'm looking for a pirate, Captain Jack Sparrow?
Captain Jack Sparrow: [let's go of Henry] Well today's your lucky day. Because I just happen to be Captain Jack Sparrow.
Henry: [in disbelief] No, it can't be. I've spent years searching

for... this. The great Jack Sparrow is not some drunk in a cell. Do you even have a ship? A crew... pants?
Captain Jack Sparrow: A great pirate does not require such intricacies.
Henry: Do you know how long I've been waiting for this moment? The risks I've taken to be here? Are you sure you're *the* Jack Sparrow?
Captain Jack

Sparrow: The real question is, who are you?

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Gibbs: Face it, Jack. Bad luck dogs you day and night.
Captain Jack Sparrow: That is a blatant fabrication!
[Bird poop lands on Jack's shoulder]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Henry: [Henry has just been rescued by the Flying Dutchman after attempting to drown himself to gain his father's attention]
[sees a shadowy figure approach]
Henry: Father?
Will Turner: Henry. What have you done?
Henry: I said I'd find you.
Will Turner: Look at me, son.

[half of Will's face and body are covered in barnacles]
Henry: I don't care.
Will Turner: There's no place for you on the Dutchman.
[the Dutchman's crew can be heard in the background]
Will Turner: They know you're here. Get home to your mother.
Henry: No!
Will Turner:

Leave now. Before it's too late.
Henry: I won't. I'll never stop. And if you throw me over, I'll come straight back.
Will Turner: Don't you see I'm cursed to this ship?
Henry: That's why I'm here. I think I know a way to break your curse. To free you from the Dutchman.
Will Turner: Henry, no.

Henry: I've read about a treasure. A treasure that holds all the power of the sea. The Trident of Poseidon can break your curse.
Will Turner: [kneels down to hug Henry] Henry, the trident can never be found.
Henry: I found you.
Will Turner: It's just a tale.
Henry: Like the tales of you

and Captain Jack Sparrow? He will help me find the trident.
Will Turner: You stay away from Jack! Leave the sea forever. You have to stop acting like a...
Henry: A pirate? I won't stop. I want you to come home.
Will Turner: [the Dutchman starts sinking back into the sea] Henry. I'm sorry. My curse will never be broken.

[takes off his necklace]
Will Turner: This is my fate.
[places the necklace in Henry's hands]
Will Turner: You must let me go.
[reaches out to gently touch Henry's face]
Will Turner: I love you, son.
Henry: [the Dutchman sinks fully into the sea, forcing Henry to swim to the surface and

reboard his rowboat]
[while lying inside his rowboat]
Henry: Captain Jack Sparrow.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Carina Smyth: Men on that ship are looking for Jack. And Jack is on this boat. I'm going to swim for it!
Captain Jack Sparrow: How dare you do exactly what I'd do if I were you?

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Captain Salazar: One ship was trying to escape through the smoke. And there, in the crow's nest, there was this young pirate boy. He stood there, looking like a little bird... And from that day he earned himself a name that would haunt me for the rest of my days... Jack the Sparrow.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Captain Hector Barbossa: [sees Carina's diary] Where did you get that from, Missy? I know this book, stolen from an Italian ship, many years ago.
Carina Smyth: Stolen? No, you're mistaken.
Captain Hector Barbossa: There was a Ruby on the cover, I would not soon forget.
Carina Smyth: This was given to me by my

father. He was clearly a man of science.
Captain Hector Barbossa: He was clearly a common thief.
Carina Smyth: The memory of my father will not be befouled by the tongue of a pirate! This diary is my birthright. Left to me on the steps of a children's home. Along with a name, and nothing else.
Captain Hector Barbossa: Oh, so

you are an orphan? What be you called?
Carina Smyth: The brightest star in the North gave me my name.
Captain Hector Barbossa: That would be Carina?
Carina Smyth: Carina Smith. So you do know your stars?
Captain Hector Barbossa: I'm a captain. I know which stars to follow home.