The Blue Fairy: A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face.
Jiminy Cricket: Well... guess he won't need me anymore. What does an actor want with a conscience, anyway?
The Blue Fairy: Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unselfish, and someday, you will be a real boy.
The Blue Fairy: Now, remember, Pinocchio: be a good boy. And always let your conscience be your guide.
Geppetto: Say hello to Figaro.
Pinocchio: Hello to Figaro.
The Coachman: Give a bad boy enough rope, and he'll soon make a jackass of himself.
Jiminy Cricket: You buttered your bread. Now sleep in it!
[first lines]
Jiminy Cricket: [after singing "When You Wish Upon a Star"] Pretty, huh? I'll bet a lot of you folks don't believe that, about a wish comin' true, do ya? Well, I didn't, either. Of course, I'm just a cricket singing my way from hearth to hearth, but let me tell you what made me change my mind.
The Blue Fairy: Little puppet made of pine, awake. The gift of life is thine.
Pinocchio: I'd rather be smart than be an actor.
Jiminy Cricket: [pointing to Honest John] Remember what I said about temptations? That's him.
Pinocchio: Oh, no, Jiminy. That's Mr. Honest John.
Jiminy Cricket: [shocked] Honest John?
Geppetto: [waking up to a loud crashing noise] Who's there?
Pinocchio: It's me.
Geppetto: [relieved] Oh, it's me.
[starts to lie back down, then suddenly sits up boltright]
Geppetto: Huh? Shhh! Figaro, there's somebody in here!
Jiminy Cricket: [frustrated by the clocks ticking and Geppetto's and Figaro's snoring while trying to get to sleep] QUIET!
[the noise stops]
Jiminy Cricket: After all, enough is enough.
[repeated line]
Jiminy Cricket: A fine conscience I turned out to be!
