Paul Mooney
Paul Mooney

I was born a comic.

Paul Mooney
Paul Mooney

What does it mean to be too black for Hollywood? It's self-explanatory. Hollywood has certain kinds of blacks that they like.

Paul Mooney
Paul Mooney

There are still plenty of movie people peddling black stereotypes. I guess Tyler Perry's probably the most massively successful.

Paul Mooney
Paul Mooney

If you're happy with what you're doing, then you don't get bored.

Paul Mooney
Paul Mooney

Handshaking means, 'I don't have a weapon.'

Paul Mooney
Paul Mooney

Hollywood doesn't even have respect for itself. Hollywood lies to itself.

Paul Mooney
Paul Mooney

America is racial. America was founded on race. Race is America. The code name for America is 'race.'

Paul Mooney
Paul Mooney

I think I have a mental nappy attitude.

Paul Mooney
Paul Mooney

I do celebrate anything with freedom in it, you know.

Paul Mooney
Paul Mooney

I have such an ego 'cause I'm a double Leo. I can't let go of me, you know, so it's very difficult for me to be somebody else and not me. I'm so into me.

Paul Mooney
Paul Mooney

I am very concerned about Barbara Streisand using the 'H' word - 'honkey.' That's what I am concerned about. I am worried about Barbara.

Paul Mooney
Paul Mooney

You know who you are. If my mother is a nun and someone comes up to me and they go, 'Your mother is a prostitute.' It is not going to bother me, because I know my mother is a nun, she's not a prostitute.

Paul Mooney
Paul Mooney

What does America love more than one white male?

Paul Mooney
Paul Mooney

Sometimes, what you do you have no control over because it's predestined. It's gonna happen in spite of you. There's nothing you can do about it.

Paul Mooney
Paul Mooney

A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby.

Paul Mooney
Paul Mooney

White people are very good at acting like they're not racist. They deserve an Academy Award for that.

Paul Mooney
Paul Mooney

Arizona has always been anti-black.

Paul Mooney
Paul Mooney

When you watch TV, I didn't know black people were that happy. I had no idea they were that happy. I'm trying to find them.