Oz: You can have a nice pile of bananas!
Finley: Oh, I see. Because I'm a monkey, I must love bananas, right? That is a vicious stereotype!
Oz: You don't like bananas?
Finley: Of course I love bananas, I'm a monkey! Don't be ridiculous! I just don't like YOU saying it.
[Oz and Glinda are in bubbles flying towards a giant protective bubble wall around a city]
Oz: Does this thing have any brakes? I'm going too fast! I'm gonna die!
Glinda: You needn't worry, Wizard. It's a magic wall. And all good-hearted souls get to pass through.
Oz: [Panicking] I'm gonna die!
China Girl: What's going on?
Finley: I'm not sure, I sneezed the plan away.
Glinda: For the record, I knew you had it in you all along.
Oz: Greatness?
Glinda: No. Better than that. Goodness.
Oz: Am I dreaming?
Theodora: You're in Oz.
Oz: Oz? But that's my name. Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkle Emmanuel Ambroise Diggs.
Evanora: What's the matter, Glinda, out of bubbles?
Glinda: I don't need them, bubbles are just for show!
Oz: I'm afraid I can't give you what I know you want most of all. All I can offer you is this: us. I know it's not the family that you had in mind, but...
China Girl: It's perfect. Thank you, Oz.
Oz: I don't want to be a good man... I want to be a great one.
[from trailer]
Oz: [to Theodora] Where's your broom?
Theodora: You don't know much about witches, do you?
China Girl: Great. Let's go kill ourselves a witch!
China Girl: Why don't you just use this?
Finley: It's got a knife.
Oz: I'm your wizard.
[big smile and a wink]
Theodora: There's so much good here, it sickens me.
Oz: [whispers to Glinda] I might not actually be a wizard...
Glinda: Yes, but they don't know that.
Oz: [sucked into a tornado] Please, I don't want to die! I haven't accomplished anything yet!
Oz: Theodora, I know your wickedness is not your doing! And should you ever find the goodness within you, you are welcome to return!
Theodora: NEVER!
Glinda: Well done, Tinker, your machine works beautifully!
Master Tinker: That's just workmanship. What you displayed was true courage.
Oz: You stood by me when other monkeys would have flown away.
[Evanora tries to flee]
Glinda: Not so fast! You and I aren't finished here.
Evanora: You have the throne, Glinda. What more could you want?
Glinda: You can't give me that. You took what mattered most from me: my father.
