Terry Benedict: [referring to Danny donating Terry's share of the money to charity] You think this is funny?
Danny Ocean: Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad.
Rusty Ryan: Relationships can be...
Danny Ocean: Sure.
Rusty Ryan: But they're also...
Danny Ocean: That's right.
Turk Malloy: Don't change the facial structure.
Virgil Malloy: I'm making you taller. Don't you want to be taller? You're a midget in 34 states.
Turk Malloy: Yeah, well, I'm an animal in the other 34.
Virgil Malloy: [turns and stares at Turk]
Turk Malloy: 24. 22.
Linus Caldwell: [Linus is talking to his dad on the phone] No, Dad. It will work.
[Danny puts his hand out for the phone]
Linus Caldwell: No Dad, I won't put Danny on.
[Rusty puts his hand out for the phone]
Linus Caldwell: Or Rusty.
Danny Ocean: [to Willy Bank] You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better.
Reuben Tishkoff: The moment you become embarrassed of who you are, you lose yourself. I changed my house, the way I dressed, the way I ate - for what? For nothing.
Rusty Ryan: Turn the machine off, guys.
Turk Malloy: It is off.
Rusty Ryan: Are you kidding?
Turk Malloy: Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart?
Turk Malloy: [referring to hacking into Bank's computer system] Are you in yet?
Virgil Malloy: [knowing he was referring to that line spoken during sexual intercourse] I hate that question.
Yen: [pointing at Danny, Rusty and Linus] Shit. Shit. Shit.
Basher Tarr: [dressed as Evel Knievel] Mr. Banks. Do you know what Chuck Berry said every night before counting one, two, three, four?
Willy Bank: What did he say?
Basher Tarr: Pay me my money.
Danny Ocean: [at the airport] Alright, well... I'll see you when I see you
Rusty Ryan: Hey, next time? Try keeping the weight off in between.
Danny Ocean: Hey. Settle down. Have a couple of kids.
Linus Caldwell: [passing Yen off as a whale] He owns all of the air south of Beijing.
Abigail Sponder: [disbelieving] The air?
Linus Caldwell: Let me put it to you this way: try building something taller than three stories in the Tiangjin province, and see if his name comes up.
[Danny, Rusty, and Linus are talking to Benedict]
Rusty Ryan: It can't be done.
Linus Caldwell: We don't have the manpower.
Danny Ocean: Or the time.
Rusty Ryan: Or a way in.
Turk Malloy: That was good.
Virgil Malloy: I know. That's why they asked me to do it and not you.
Turk Malloy: Okay, this is me offering you an olive basket. And this is you spitting in my face.
Virgil Malloy: Oh, is that your face?
Rusty Ryan: [referring to Tess] Did she understand?
Danny Ocean: It's not their fight.
Rusty Ryan: Did she understand?
Danny Ocean: [pauses, referring to Tess] It's not their fight.
Linus Caldwell: [after Rusty and Danny get off the plane] Hey, where are Tess and Isabel?
Danny Ocean: It's not their fight!
Linus Caldwell: Whoa!
Reuben Tishkoff: [to Bank about being double-crossed] There's a code amongst guys who shook Sinatra's hand!
Willy Bank: Screw Sinatra's hand.
Roman Nagel: [to Danny and Rusty] You're analog players in a digital world. You're done.
