J. Daniel Atlas: Don't worry about it. I'll call you.
Atlas Groupie: You don't have my number.
J. Daniel Atlas: I'm magic. I'll find it. Have a good night.
Merritt McKinney: Do me a favor. Visualize your most adventurous sexual experience.
Henley Reeves: Stay out of my head, you perv!
Merritt McKinney: Well, no, if I stay out of your head, I'm never gonna get into your pants.
Dylan Rhodes: Really? Can you be any more of a condescending ass?
Thaddeus Bradley: Yes.
Cowan: The level of incompetence displayed on the case, that's a magic trick in and of itself. Abracadabra, I'm takin' over...
Thaddeus Bradley: Break a leg.
Merritt McKinney: Hey, you break something too.
Merritt McKinney: [hypnotizing a cheating husband] And you, Warren Beatty, everytime you see or even *think* of Janet you're going to see me
[Merritt slaps the husband's head twice]
Merritt McKinney: naked, that's not a pretty sight!
Alma Dray: FBI. Sort of. I need your car.
Alma Dray: Don't you EVER tell me to stay in the car, EVER!
Dylan Rhodes: Alright, just drive!
Merritt McKinney: I did *not* see that coming.
Conan O'Brien: Remember, if the oxygen mask comes down, put it on the lawyer first. Remember.
Arthur Tressler: Oh, yes. I always do. It's the lawyer first, then myself, and then the children.
Thaddeus Bradley: Want to know how they did it? Just say the magic word.
[the four have just activated a hologram in the room to which they were mysteriously invited. They all speak with evident awe]
Henley Reeves: Blueprints!
Merritt McKinney: They're incredible.
Jack Wilder: Who do you think did this?
Henley Reeves: I don't know, but I really want to meet them.
