I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
Nancy Cartwright
Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.
Nancy Cartwright
Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
Nancy Cartwright
The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.
Nancy Cartwright
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
Nancy Cartwright
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.