65 My Big Fat Greek Wedding Quotes (2024) #3

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

[Ian reads the wedding invitation]
Ian Miller: My parents' names are Rodney and Harriet.
Toula Portokalos: [horrified] Rodney and HARRY!
Nick Portokalos: We didn't notice, so maybe they won't.

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[last lines]
Paris Miller: Mom, I want to go to Brownies.
Toula Portokalos: I know. I know. But I promise you this: You can marry anybody you want.
Ian Miller: [to Toula] Ah, thanks, baby.
[to Paris]
Ian Miller: Greek school. Pame! What's that mean?
Paris Miller: Let's go.

Ian Miller: Let's go.
Toula Portokalos: That's pretty good.
Ian Miller: Looking good, Gus.
Toula Portokalos: Hi, Dad.
Gus Portokalos: Where you going?
Toula Portokalos: Greek school.

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Aunt Voula: [Watching Ian dance at the reception] Oh, Taki... he looks Greek.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Aunt Voula: Toula. Toula! You're engaged. You're engaged-We never think this would happen for you. Never. *Never.* Taki, didn't we say that...
Uncle Taki: We never think this day would come. Never

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[Toula is wearing a fancy dress for a secret date with Ian]
Gus Portokalos: Where are you going?
Toula Portokalos: I'm taking a pottery class.
Gus Portokalos: Ah! The Greeks invented pottery. Hmph.

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Toula Portokalos: If nagging were an Olympic sport, my Aunt Voula would win a gold medal!

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

[repeated line]
Yiayia: [in Greek] Bloodthirsty Turks!

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Aunt Voula: Nikki, how come you no come to curler my hairs this morning?
Nikki: Ma! I had to drop Dimos at work. And now, I gotta go open the travel agency, because, you know, some jag-off and his big-ass girlfriend are too busy.
Angelo: Ma! Tell her I open up the dry cleaners every day, and I think it's about time she did something

for a change.
Nikki: Excuse me? Do you know who's at the dry cleaner this morning? My husband is at the dry cleaner!
Angelo: You're always at the beauty parlor, with your nails and your hair and everything.
Nikki: Don't you talk about my hair! You are so lazy! You and your big-ass girlfriend do nothing!

Angelo: Did somebody sit on your hair? I mean, it looks a little flat there.
Nikki: Angelo... bite me!
Aunt Voula: Disgusting! Be a lady!

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Gus Portokalos: Oh, Mrs. White! You find my mama *again*! You know, she come from Greece. The country I come from too...
Mrs. White: [interrupting] For God's sake, I know! Listen, keep your mother off my lawn, out of my basement
Mrs. White: [screaming] And away from my roof!

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Toula Portokalos: [narration] My family is big and loud but they're my family. We fight and we laugh and yes, we roast lamb on a spit in the front yard. And where ever I go, what ever I do they will always be there.

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Toula Portokalos: [about her brother] My brother Nick has two jobs: to cook, and to marry a Greek Virgin.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Toula Portokalos: [narrating] We told my grandma the war was over, but she still slept with a knife under her pillow.

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Maria Portokalos: Where did you go?
Nick Portokalos: Nowhere.
Maria Portokalos: What did you do?
Nick Portokalos: Nothing.
Maria Portokalos: Who did you see?
Nick Portokalos: No one.

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Toula Portokalos: Nice Greek girls are supposed to do three things in life: marry Greek boys, make Greek babies, and feed everyone... until the day we die.

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Aunt Lexy: [meeting Ian on Easter] Christ is risen for sure if Toula found a husband!

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Toula Portokalos: [Watching her sister come into the restuarant with her kids] My sister married young and became a Greek Baby Breeding Machine!

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Nick Portokalos: Hello ladies, fresh baklava!
[takes picture]
Nikki: [girls scream] Nick, give me the camera!
Nick Portokalos: Toula! Toula, help me, c'mon!
Nikki: No boys allowed!
Nick Portokalos: Oh, nice mustache, Nikki!
Nikki: Thank you!

Gus Portokalos: Niko, let's go, let's go.
Nick Portokalos: Dad, is that my tux?
Gus Portokalos: No, this one.
Toula Portokalos: Nick, go to the airport and pick up the band!
Nick Portokalos: Okay, okay.
Gus Portokalos: Hey, what is that thing?
Aunt

Lexy: It's a mosquito bite.
Cousin Jennie: [runs, bumps into Nick] I've got the coverup!
Nick Portokalos: [as the girls girls cheer and leave] You're all nuts!

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Gus Portokalos: Anyways, I tell her I will send her to Greece to find somebody.
Uncle Taki: She not too old. In Greece you don't tell anybody how old she is!
Aunt Voula: Ah, there you go!
Gus Portokalos: She don't want to go!
Uncle Taki, Aunt Voula: [Shocked] She

don't want to go?
Gus Portokalos: No! It's like, it's like she don't want to get married!
[He crosses himself]
Uncle Taki, Aunt Voula: [Crossing themselves] No, No, No!