Mike Birbiglia
Mike Birbiglia

I feel like people have more in common than the news reports. People getting along doesn't sell very well in the news. I find that to be deeply depressing.

Mike Birbiglia
Mike Birbiglia

Backup dancers are completely respectable. They're the studio musicians of dance.

Mike Birbiglia
Mike Birbiglia

Starbucks is the last public space with chairs. It's a shower for homeless people. And it's a place you can write all day. The baristas don't glare at you. They don't even look at you.

Mike Birbiglia
Mike Birbiglia

My dad goes through war novels like I go through boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Mike Birbiglia
Mike Birbiglia

Growing up, I was discouraged from telling personal stories. My dad often used the phrase 'Don't tell anyone.' But not about creepy things. I don't want to lead you down the wrong path. It would be about insignificant things. Like, I wouldn't make the soccer team, and my father would say, 'Don't tell anyone.'