Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

To have your childhood dream realized is a really big deal.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!'

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

I think that people who don't like kids are awful people.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

I learned the enormous power of writing for yourself, especially now that people seem to be receptive to the fact that women can write.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

To grow up with the loss of your mother is a scar that never goes away.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

I never thought I'd get a chance to do what I'm doing. It's such a dream.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

I have an equal opportunity womb!

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

No, no, no. Your accent is so beautiful.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

I would love it if you would come in and teach me how to really do you.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

I like comedy as a group sport.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

Without a doubt in sketch comedy there are fewer women than men.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

I don't know if comedy is a male sport. I always wondered that.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

I feel like I come from a smaller off shoot of black people because I am mixed. People say I'm African American but that doesn't include the other half of me.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

I was a loud child, and if my mother sang to me, I would be quiet.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

There are days when I wonder why my mom couldn't be here to see this.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

Lord knows I had what you could call many fashion Don'ts in my day.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

I really love laughing.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

If my time with my kids is shorter than it was yesterday, it's better than nothing.