I really love Steve Martin and all the stuff he did in the '70s. I think it's really great.
I love singing and that's kind of my new thing.
I think reality television is such a special talent.
I love fashion, I'm actually a pretty talented seamstress, so I can make stuff for myself, but that's really time-consuming.
I love New York. I love working here.
You don't need people to tell you how beautiful you are on there.
Why go through life feeling cheated? It does nothing but make you bitter.
I will never stop complaining.
Grow up and let anyone try to contend with the adult you.
Comedy was the key to everything. I grew up fast and controlled my future by bringing it on faster than it naturally unfolded. I cheated myself out of a childhood but then got a running headstart into adulthood that no one else could keep up with.
We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves.
I think that all bodies are beautiful in millions of different ways but I get down on myself too!
I think the best way to get over your body issues is to just flaunt your body at every opportunity.
Babies got it going on!
I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president.
I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't imagine my life without them.
I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too.
I am a big 'Ellen' fan. I have been one for quite a long time now. I used to do the local news talk shows with her in San Francisco, when we were both still kids.
My life is anything but typical.
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.
