Skipper: I'd like to kiss you, monkey man.
Mason: All right, but you're so darn ugly.
[Kisses Skipper]
Private: In case we go down, place the lifejacket over your head, pull the sting, and kiss your kids good-bye.
Julien: Do you mind going back? This is first class.
Julien: It's nothing personal, it's just that we're better than you.
Gloria: [to Moto Moto] Who's your friend? Or is that your butt?
Skipper: That has to be the second biggest slingshot I've ever seen, but I guess it'll have to do.
Gloria: Is this place great or what?
Alex: I'd go with "or what".
Moto Moto: Well, I promise the answer will always be 'yes,' unless 'no' is required.
Julien: [referring to the fiery volcano] I'd jump in myself, if I weren't so good at whistling.
[proceeds to whistle terribly]
Marty: I still think he's a show-off.
Melman: You gotta give him credit. He is an animal.
Marty: I don't know about you guys, but I feel like going on vacation.
Gloria: Where are we going to go on vacation?
Marty: I was thinking Conneticut.
Makunga: Who could possibly take Zuba's place? Someone? Anyone? No one?
[a lion stands up]
Makunga: You, sir!
[Swings scepter towards lion, "accidentally" knocking him out]
Makunga: I guess, awkward as it is, I could carry this tremendous burden.
Zuba: Good luck, Alakay.
Alex: Were we come from, we say "break a leg".
Zuba: That's my boy!
Zuba: Alakay, look out!
Alex: [Fighting Teetsi] No, dad! It's 'Hop, Shuffle,Ball Change, Hip Swish, Turn Around!'!
[Gets sucker punched in the face by Teetsi]
Skipper: How's that, boys? Looks like ice cream sushi for breakfast!
Julien: [thrown out of a plane, opens a parachute] I CAN FLY!
Moto Moto: My gosh, girl, you huge.
Gloria: You said that.
Moto Moto: Yeah. That's right. We don't have to talk no more.
[Puckers his lips like he was going to kiss her]
