Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Alex: Skipper, what about the plane?
Skipper: Well, the chimps will work all through the night, no breaks, no safety restrictions...
[Chimps run off]
Skipper: Hey! Where are you going? Get back here, we have a contract!
Mason: Yes, well, I'm afraid the labour laws are slightly more lenient in France.

You see, they only have to work 2 weeks in a year.
Skipper: Well, someone else has the Canadian work ethic!

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Gia: Alex? You are from a zoo?
[pause]
Alex: Yes. Yes. But wait, there's more.
Gia: More?
Alex: Or less. There's less.
Vitaly: You were never circus?
Gloria: We had to say we were circus.
Melman: Or you'd never let us on the train.


Gia: After all we have been through together, you want to go live in a zoo?
Alex: Gia, I...
Vitaly: You used us.
Alex: No, no, no. I mean - I mean yes but,
Gia: Trapeze americano, you make that up, too?
Alex: It didn't exactly exist when I taught it to

you.
Gia: Jet packs and aquatic cobras! I should've known.
Stefano: Balloons to the children of the world was not real, either?
Alex: Yeah, that's not real. But look at what we did.
Stefano: I was shot out of a cannon! I could've died!
Marty: But I thought it was your lifelong

dream.
Stefano: For all I know, your name is not even Alice.
Alex: No, Stefano, but it never really was.
Stefano: I don't feel safe!
Alex: Gia, I...
Gia: We trusted you.
Stefano: My tears are real! You are not!

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

[Gloria gets stuck after falling down an air shaft, nearly crushing Alex, Marty, and Melman]
Melman: [to Gloria, sweetly yet awkwardly] Hi, honey!

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Vitaly: Absolut no outsiders! So wipe that Smirnoff your face and Popov.

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Marty: Afro, don't fail me now!

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Stefano: Maybe I am average intelligence after all.
Alex: Some would even say slightly above.
Stefano: No, I don't think so.

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Marty: [to Alex as he gets into the driver's seat] Move over, Miss Daisy!

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Capitaine Chantel DuBois: [Alex gets rid of DuBois by throwing her into a pool as they fly away] Well played, Lion. Game on.

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Alex: I just wanted to thank you for letting us get in the train back there. I know "the big guy with the accent" wasn't so happy about this and...
Gia: Look, lion guy. This circus means everything to us. And if you do anything that threatens this circus, you'll have to answer to me. Capiche?
Alex: Yeah, capiche. Cool! Trust me,

we're cool.

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Marty: This is crackalackin' to the mackalackin'!

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Capitaine Chantel DuBois: Poor animals. You should have stayed in the wild. Now, you deal with ME!

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Alex: Stefano, you're a genius.
Stefano: No, I'm a not. I'm only average intelligence. Some even say slightly below.

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Stefano: My tears are real! You are not!

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Capitaine Chantel DuBois: Voila! Giraffe at 12 o' clock.

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Marty: It's the fuzz! What are we gonna do?

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Alex: Well, I say they can take the animals out of the circus, but they can't take the animals out of the circus!
[pause]
Alex: Uh, you know what I mean!

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Gloria: It's just like dancing; two steps forward, one step back...

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Alex: [in a dream] What happened to you? You're so *elderly*!

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Alex: [after Gia asks Alex to teach her trapeze] What are we 5.
Gia: Si! I am five.

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Stefano: Come in this way, Alice.
Alex: By the way, it's Ix. Not iss. Alex. Like New York Knicks.
Stefano: I know. New York Kniss. It's not hard.