Lorne Michaels
Lorne Michaels

Sometimes the wheel turns slowly, but it turns.

Lorne Michaels
Lorne Michaels

People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh.

Lorne Michaels
Lorne Michaels

To me there's no creativity without boundaries. If you're gonna write a sonnet, it's 14 lines, so it's solving the problem within the container.

Lorne Michaels
Lorne Michaels

One of the nice things about being busy is it makes you focus on what's important to you and how you use your time.

Lorne Michaels
Lorne Michaels

If a culture doesn't allow you to laugh at the leaders or at things that your eyes and ears tell you are actually happening, that's not good.

Lorne Michaels
Lorne Michaels

'Saturday Night Live' has always been, you know, non-partisan - whoever's in power should probably be challenged.

Lorne Michaels
Lorne Michaels

I think Samantha Bee is doing a really good show.

Lorne Michaels
Lorne Michaels

Tearing up a picture of the Pope comes under the heading of a Comedy Killer. It kind of breaks the spirit of the evening.

Lorne Michaels
Lorne Michaels

I grew up in a time where on things like 'The Red Skeleton Show' or even to a certain extent on 'The Carol Burnett Show,' people wrote in the breakouts or ad-libs. They were scripted to look spontaneous. So I always had a dislike of that kind of thing.

Lorne Michaels
Lorne Michaels

Could I get a friggin' Hot Pocket around here?

Lorne Michaels
Lorne Michaels

There are things in low comedy that make people uncomfortable, and there are things in high comedy that make people bored.

Lorne Michaels
Lorne Michaels

You can tell a lot from someone's eyes.

Lorne Michaels
Lorne Michaels

I'm incredibly proud of the show 'Portlandia' that I do, but it's designed for an audience that just wants that and loves that.

Lorne Michaels
Lorne Michaels

It's better when they laugh, isn't it?

Lorne Michaels
Lorne Michaels

All babies are ugly unless they're your baby.

Lorne Michaels
Lorne Michaels

There's nothing that sells stuff like television. Nothing.

Lorne Michaels
Lorne Michaels

I think that Canadians have an incredible reverence for authority and regard for authority, and I think one of the healthy ways that it's challenged is through questioning it, through the polite hostility of comedy.

Lorne Michaels
Lorne Michaels

Yeah, I love Los Angeles.

Lorne Michaels
Lorne Michaels

All saints are selfish.

Lorne Michaels
Lorne Michaels

I was in Los Angeles in 1968, and I was fortunate enough to be a writer on 'Laugh-In' and a couple of other television shows.