Lilo & Stitch
Lilo & Stitch

Jumba: [captures Stitch] Aha! Now, all your washing is up!
Pleakley: You're under arrest. Read him his rights.
Jumba: Listen carefully.
[slams Stitch's head repeatedly against a palm tree]

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Lilo & Stitch

Pleakley: Hold it! Hold everything! Earth is a protected wildlife preserve. Yeah, we've been using it to rebuild the mosquito population, which need I remind you, is an endangered species.

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Lilo & Stitch

Lilo: [to Nani] You're loose in the house all the time and I sleep just fine!

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Lilo & Stitch

Jumba: Heh heh, he got away?
Grand Councilwoman: I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you.
Jumba: I designed 626 to be unstoppable.
Grand Councilwoman: Which is precisely why you must now bring him back.
Jumba: What? Me?
Grand Councilwoman: And to reward you, we

are willing to trade your freedom for his capture.

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Lilo & Stitch

Stitch: Poocha Chubugga Oom Chickee! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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Lilo & Stitch

Pleakley: [while being jerked up and down by a running Jumba] We! Can not! Be Seen!

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Lilo & Stitch

Lilo: Oh, my camera's full again!
[Lilo holds up a Kodak film camera to Nani and then points towards the wall closest to her bed. Lilo has made a large collage of photographs of morbidly obese tourists on the beaches of Hawaii, and there are over a hundred that nearly take up the entire wall]
Lilo: Aren't they beautiful?
[Nani makes a face,

looking creeped-out]

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Lilo & Stitch

Stitch: Aloha!

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Lilo & Stitch

Grand Councilwoman: And as for that abomination, it is the flawed product of a deranged mind. It has no place among us. Captain Gantu, take him away.
Gantu: With pleasure.

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Lilo & Stitch

Grand Councilwoman: What about military forces just landing there?
Pleakley: Well that would be a BAD IDEA! These are extremely simple creatures, miss. Landing there would create mass mayhem and planet-wide panic!

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Lilo & Stitch

Hula Teacher: [counting the dance students during a recital] One, two, three...?
[notices that Lilo isn't present]
Hula Teacher: Aieee...

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Lilo & Stitch

Pleakley: [Deleted scene] Yes. How many pieces are in the four piece luggage set? I don't know, maybe the company is called Four Piece.

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Lilo & Stitch

[from deleted scene]
Jumba: Does girl control ocean?
Pleakley: How should I know?

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Lilo & Stitch

Captain Gantu: Uncomfortable? Aw. Good! The council has sentenced you to exile on a desert asteroid. So relax, enjoy the trip... and don't get any ideas. These guns are locked onto your genetic signature. They won't shoot anyone but you.

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Lilo & Stitch

Grand Councilwoman: [Original opening] Prepare yourselves. Three months ago, an unauthorized military experiment was uncovered in which a creature was modified at the genetic level. Open it.
[tube opens]
Grand Councilwoman: He is called Experiment 626.
[Stitch snarls at the guards]
Grand Councilwoman: Thoroughly

unpleasant. His recent attack on the peaceful populace of the planet Piztov is a mere addition to the nauseating list of mischief and hooliganism that has earned him the prestigious title of Public Nuisance Number One. Experiment 626, you've given no indication that you are anything but dangerous, but I can give you this one chance. Show us that there is something inside you that is good.

Gantu: Answer, you piece of garbage!
Stitch: [clears throat] Meega Nala Kweesta!
Grand Councilwoman: So naughty!
[Stitch laughs]
Grand Councilwoman: I herby sentence you to life imprisonment on a maximum security asteroid. Captain Gantu, take him away.
Gantu: With pleasure.

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Lilo & Stitch

[Opening Location Text in the first shot]
Text: GALACTIC FEDERATION HEADQUARTERS
Text: PLANET TURO

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Lilo & Stitch

[Last Line; At the beginning of the ending montage]
Stitch: [Starts playing the intro of "Burning Love on the guitar,, but abruptly stops] Wait.
[Stitch fine tunes the guitar then continues playing]