Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
I'm a walking, talking enigma. We're a dying breed.
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.
Women love a self-confident bald man.
I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.
I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!
All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.
I don't like to make a big splash anyway.
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.
I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through.
Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be going along doing a scene, and then the next to last line, all of a sudden, you stumble, and you have to go back to first base.
I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it.
