La La Land
La La Land

Sebastian: I had a very serious plan for my future.
Laura: I know.
Sebastian: It's not my fault I got shanghaied.
Laura: You didn't get shangaied. You got ripped off.
Sebastian: What's the difference?
Laura: I don't know. It's not as romantic as that.

La La Land
La La Land

Sebastian: Please stop sneaking into my home.
Laura: You think mom or dad would call this a home?
Sebastian: What are you doing? Please don't do that. Please don't sit on that.
Laura: Are you kidding?
Sebastian: [ushering her off the stool] Please don't sit on that. Don't sit on that.

Don't sit on that. Hoagy Carmichael sat on that!
Laura: Oh, my god.
Sebastian: The Baked Potato just threw it away.
Laura: I can't imagine why.

La La Land
La La Land

Laura: When are you gonna unpack these boxes?
Sebastian: When I unpack them in my own club.
Laura: Oh, Sebastian. It's like a girl broke up with you and you're stalking her. You're not still going by there, are you?
Sebastian: That's... you won't believe that they turned it into a samba-tapas place.

Laura: Oh, my god, Sebastian!
Sebastian: Samba. Tapas. Pick one, you know? Do one right.