King Arthur
King Arthur

Bors: Well, now that we're free men, I'm gonna drink 'tll I can't piss straight.
Gawain: You do that every night.
Bors: I never could piss straight. Too much of myself to handle down there...
[looks at the Knights]
Bors: Well, it's a problem! No really, it is. It's a problem. It's like...

BorsGawainLancelotTristanGalahadDagonet: ...a baby's arm holding an apple.