There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
I would always love to be an athlete, but it's got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats.
I've always had something in my heart where I root for guys who struggle with women.
I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.
For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.
I'm not a Hollywood guy.
Back in '93 I saw my first UFC fight and just became enamored by it then.
I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem.
I never played a musical instrument growing up but I knew kids who did and took it very seriously.
A song can take you to a special time in your life.
I really wasn't a class clown.
Now I'm starting to jog. But every time I do jog I have 9-1 pressed into my phone, with the next '1' ready to be launched in case I drop.
I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.
From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group... it all started opening up.
It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.
Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don't get nervous for that. I just get excited.
As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.
I think I invented the phrase 'Don't overdo it.'
Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.
