If I ever move back to Canada, it'll be because I'm terminally ill.
I've decided that I'm completely rock n' roll.
Why would you watch an Oscar-nominated film unless you're mad enough to purposely experience feelings? Bleh. I'm not interested in catching those.
It's not my place to tell anyone what kind of feminist she should be.
I have little time for sincerity.
Question everything.
I didn't really realise that I was going to have more obstacles because I was a woman. It was never something that I thought about.
Many of us are quite stupid.
Christmas coming means one thing for comedians: office party gigs!
If I'm in the position where I get to hire someone, where I get to decide who joins me on tour, then I am mindful about that, and I try to suggest women that I know who I think deserve more exposure.
I don't worry about whether or not people like me.
I'm from that generation where there aren't that many pictures of me as a baby.
Skiing is ridiculous.
I talk funny 'cause I come from Canada.
When you're really famous, there's very little authenticity in people, so you prefer the company of children.
I'm not interested in younger men for the same reason most women aren't interested in younger men; I don't have time to make an extra packed lunch every morning. Please. I'm busy enough already.
The Kardashian family have earned their place as an American dynasty.
I have a really different touring life to most comedians because I go home every night to do the school run in the morning. So I'm not in hotels or living it up.
I think it's better, if people aren't getting on, that they should divorce.
I highly recommend reading the book 'Confessions Of A Video Vixen.'
