Karan Johar
Karan Johar

I've heard expressions like, 'Are you good in bed?' What does that even mean? For me, good in bed means sleeping seven hours. Undisturbed! If I get eight hours, that means I'm amazing!

Karan Johar
Karan Johar

I feel Victoria may have a Secret, but you don't have to know it!

Karan Johar
Karan Johar

I condemn any form of terrorism and especially the terrorism that would affect my country and me.

Karan Johar
Karan Johar

'Sairat' is a film I absolutely loved. I have great regard for the movie and its film-maker. The movie blew my mind.

Karan Johar
Karan Johar

I am not a hound; I am an attention-seeker. Very different animal. My kind of attention requires greater finesse.

Karan Johar
Karan Johar

Give me the flash lights, the red carpets, and all that goes with it. Please! Oh, and I love hoardings. I love them. Nothing makes me happier than my face splashed all over the city.

Karan Johar
Karan Johar

I'm not a walking fleet of vanity vans any more than I'm a walking, talking multi-star cast. I might want an entourage, but so far, it is entirely eluding me.

Karan Johar
Karan Johar

I simply can't do one-word message replies: Yes. Ok. No. Sure. Cool. None of these are options for me. I must write something extra. Something personal. I put kisses and emoticons. Emoticons, by the way, are my very best friends. They have removed all the pressure of thinking up something personal to say.

Karan Johar
Karan Johar

Honesty is wonderful, but I suspect it's also overrated.

Karan Johar
Karan Johar

I know I don't mind sharing my defects, my deficiencies, partly in the hope that someone will hear it and know that they're not alone.

Karan Johar
Karan Johar

If I did have a six-pack to show and a great waistline to put out there to the universe or beautiful muscular legs, then I would not have to pout. The only thing I have going for me is a jawline.

Karan Johar
Karan Johar

Everyone thinks I land in a chopper on top of my building and I have the most cushy existence. Could you understand that I might have the most messed up life myself?

Karan Johar
Karan Johar

Offence is no longer defence - it's a full-time profession. Everyone is so offended all the time. The new police force that we weren't told about: the moral police. No qualifications, no training, no understanding of actual morality, but they have a degree in the art of being offended.

Karan Johar
Karan Johar

I am constantly accused of being 'First World.' So what should I do? I can't apologise for my environment, upbringing, aesthetic.

Karan Johar
Karan Johar

For me, a child means an old-age insurance policy. I have a nurturing quality in me.

Karan Johar
Karan Johar

I am very strongly paternal. My paternal instincts need to be acted upon. My love needs a release. I love everyone. I don't express my love enough, but the love within me needs a platform as a parent.