Dr. Alan Grant: It's just like climbing down from a treehouse. Did your Dad ever build you a treehouse?
Tim: No.
Dr. Alan Grant: No, dammit!
John Hammond: [Jurassic Park] Why didn't I build it in Orlando?
Ray Arnold: We have all the problems of a major theme park and a major zoo and the computer's not even on its feet yet.
Volunteer #1: This new program's incredible. A few more years development and we won't even have to dig anymore.
Dr. Alan Grant: Where's the fun in that?
Dr. Ellie Sattler: [after Alan's given a very bloody description of a Raptor's capabilities to a skeptical child at a dinosaur dig] Hey, Alan. If you wanted to scare the kid you could have pulled a gun on him.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: [about Ellie] She's, uh... tenacious.
Dr. Alan Grant: You have no idea.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: [Dr. Ellie Sattler has dug through a pile of dino-droppings with her hands] You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?
Dr. Alan Grant: [seeing the Brachiosaur for the first time] Uh... it's... it's a dinosaur!
Lex: [after being sneezed on by a Brachiosaur] Yuck!
Tim: Oh, great. Now she'll never try anything anymore. She'll just sit in her room, and never come out, and play on her computer.
Muldoon: [Muldoon and Ellie have arrived at the site of the T-Rex attack] I think this was Gennaro.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: [about 15 feet away] I think this was too.
Dr. Alan Grant: [holding a newly-hatched dinosaur in his hands] What species is this?
Henry Wu: Uh, it's a velociraptor.
Dr. Alan Grant: [very worried] You bred raptors?
Lex: What are you and Ellie gonna do now if you don't have to pick up dinosaur bones anymore?
Dr. Alan Grant: I don't know. I guess... I guess we'll just have to evolve too.
Donald Gennaro: [seeing the dinosaurs for the first time] We're gonna make a fortune with this place.
John Hammond: Robert, I... I wonder if perhaps you would be good enough to take a gas jeep, and bring back my grandchildren.
Muldoon: Sure.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: I'm going with him.
Ray Arnold: John? John? I can't get Jurassic Park back online without Dennis Nedry.
John Hammond: [Lex and Tim] They'll be fine. Who better to get the children through Jurassic Park than a dinosaur expert?
Jurassic Park Tour Voice: Welcome to Jurassic Park.
