Mouse Finbar: Did I die and turn into a small muscular boy scout?
Dr Smolder Bravestone: Who is Jumanji?
Mouse Finbar: Is that Barbara's boy?
[Eddie tries out Dr Bravestone's smoldering intensity]
Mouse Finbar: Are you having a heart attack? Breathe! Breathe! His whole left side is shutting down!
Professor Shelly Oberon: You got to have eyes in the back of your...
[gets attacked from behind by a python]
Eddie: Getting old is a gift. I forget that sometimes, but it is. What more could a guy possibly want?
Professor Shelly Oberon: No, no, no! I'm the old fat dude! This can't be happening!
Milo Walker: What in the Sam Hill?
Young Bethany: I think he went back in. We gotta go get him.
Young Fridge: Are you out of your mind?
[in the desert; reading his list of strengths and weaknesses]
Professor Shelly Oberon: And for weaknesses, endurance. And what else? Let's see... heat, sun, and sand.
[punches chest and the list disappears]
Professor Shelly Oberon: Shouldn't be a problem. It's not like we're in the middle of a goddamn desert or anything!
Professor Shelly Oberon: It says dunes and we're in the dunes. No shit.
Mouse Finbar: Why does everybody keep dropping from the sky?
Mouse: What is this guy's deal?
Ruby: He's what was it, an NPC? A non-player character. He has a limited number of things he can say.
Mouse: My friend Carl is the same way.
Oberon: I will torch you, bitches! I will literally burn your face!
Oberon: If you touch my boobs, I will murder you!
Ruby: Too late! That was the first thing I did.
Eddie: Everybody should be so lucky to have a friend like Milo.
Dr Smolder Bravestone: [as Eddie] Who is Jumanji?
Mouse: [as Milo] Well, if I was listening correctly, that is her sister.
Mouse: [as Milo] Did I just kill Eddie by talking too slow? Like he always said I would?
Eddie: Holy shit!
