The whole business of getting famous was good fun, but it was a long time ago.
There is a single entendre, but I don't know about a triple one.
The public has always had affection for gay entertainers. The time was right for an out gay entertainer.
The English like eccentrics. They just don't like them living next door.
I live in a kind of gay bubble. I live in a gay house, I drive a gay car. I eat gay food.
Rodents can come across as being quite vacant in the personality stakes.
I didn't think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn't argue with anyone who did.
I knew that this was what I wanted to talk about on stage. There was no point being coy about it, or pretending that I wasn't gay. That was the substance of my whole act. If you took that away, there would be nothing left.
A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom. Promiscuity. That was of its day, really.
Just because someone's dead doesn't mean it's over. My grandfather died more than 25 years ago, but I still think of him a lot and smell his smell.
I am full of gratitude for my life - and for this house.
It's almost a way of life. I know what makes me laugh.
However light-hearted you try to be about it, the loss of youth, and everything that goes with it, is quite a trauma.
I've found a more personal, pagan kind of religion to satisfy the spiritual side of things.
I'm currently in an interesting correspondence with a nun about forgiveness.
I thought they were staring at me because I was gay. But it was because I was on the telly.
The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see.
The bullying was hideous and relentless, and we turned it round by making ourselves celebrities.
It's a wise thing to hold back.
It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation.
