Elsa Korr: You're not a Nazi, Jojo. You're a ten-year-old kid who likes dressing up in a funny uniform and wants to be part of a club.
[Rosie and Jojo come upon six people hanging from a gallows in the town square]
Jojo Betzler: What did they do?
Rosie: They did what they could.
Jojo Betzler: Nothing makes sense anymore.
Yorki: Yeah, I know, definitely not a good time to be a Nazi.
Yorki: I am going home to my mother. I need a cuddle.
Elsa Korr: You know what I am. Say it. Say it!
Jojo Betzler: A Jew?
Elsa Korr: Gesundheit.
Adolf Hitler: Let them say whatever they want. People used to say a lot of nasty things about me. "Oh, this guy's a lunatic!" "Oh, look at that psycho! He's gonna get us all killed!"
Jojo Betzler: [to Adolf] Fuck off, Hitler!
[kicks Adolph out the window]
Jojo Betzler: What am I going to do?
Adolf Hitler: I have no idea.
Jojo Betzler, Adolf Hitler: Got It!
Jojo Betzler: [simultaneously] I'll negotiate.
Adolf Hitler: [simultaneously] I'll burn down the house and blame Winston Churchill... or negotiate.
Jojo Betzler: I said to draw where Jews live. This is just a stupid picture of my head.
Elsa Korr: Yeah, that's where we live.
Elsa Korr: Break free. Break free, great Aryan. There are no weak Jews. I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants. We were chosen by God. You were chosen by a pathetic little man who can't even grow a full moustache.
Elsa Korr: Is it dangerous out there?
Jojo Betzler: Extremely.
Jojo Betzler: I'm way too busy for a girlfriend.
Elsa Korr: One day you'll make time. You'll think of nothing else. You'll meet someone, and spend your days, dreaming of the moments you can hold them in your arms again. That's love.
Jojo Betzler: I look stupid. People will stare.
Rosie: Enjoy the attention, kid. Not everyone is lucky enough to look stupid.
Jojo Betzler: I think you'll find that metal is the strongest thing on the earth followed by dynamite and then muscles.
Elsa Korr: Your mother took me in. She's kind. She treats me like a person.
Jojo Betzler: [after Elsa slaps him for lying about who won the war] Yeah, I kind of deserved that.
Rosie: [exasperated] Where are all the goddamned knives?
