Thank God for the journey.
I just thank God for all of the blessings.
The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing.
I taught them everything they know, but not everything I know.
I was stillborn. The midwives laid me aside, thought I was really gone. I laid there about an hour, and they picked me back up and tried again, 'cause my body was still warm. The Good Lord brought me back.
My son don't have to say it loud, I'm black and I'm proud. He don't have to be called those crazy names.
I want to say to you, Help yourself, so you can help someone else.
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
I think what I came through is great, but my son can take it to another level, not having to fight racism. His mother's a Norwegian and I'm mixed up four or five times, so he can face the world.
Sometimes I feel like I'm a preacher as well, 'cause I can really get into an audience.
Like Christ said, love thee one another. I learned to do that, and I learned to respect and be appreciative and thankful for what I had.
I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.
I've been held responsible for taxes I know nothing about.
You can't teach others if you are living the same way.
I used to think like Moses. That knocked me down for a couple years and put me in prison. Then I start thinking like Job. Job waited and became the wealthiest and richest man ever 'cause he believed in God.
My expectations of other people, I double them on myself.
You only live once.
I had to tell about my colonic, which expresses the fact why I'm so neat today as opposed to a few years ago. I never knew that the weight made that much difference.
You can take care of yourself, and God helps those who help themselves.
I'm not going to be joining ZZ Top. You know they can't play my stuff. It's too complicated.
