[first lines]
Johnny English: Ah, the Heckler and Koch G-36. Quite deadly in the right hands.
Johnny English: All right, so I was wrong about the Archbishop's bottom.
Johnny English: A good agent doesn't need gadgets. The only gadgets I've ever needed are a sharp eye, sensitive hearing and a whole bunch of bigger brains.
[Johnny has just been accidentally crowned King]
Johnny English: Arrest that man! And lock him away!
[crowd cheers]
Johnny English: Your dependence on hardware really does amuse me, Bough. I've been dropped into the Kalahari Desert carrying nothing more than a toothbrush and a packet of sherbet lemons. And I still managed to find my way to Bulawayo before Ramadan.
Lorna Campbell: Get your car keys. We've got work to do.
Johnny English: Miss Campbell.
Lorna Campbell: Sauvage is heading back to his chateau in France and he's invited 13 of the richest criminal masterminds in the world to meet him there.
Johnny English: I'm sorry, Miss Campbell. I'm off the case. It's been
reassigned.
Lorna Campbell: I know. Reassigned to me.
Pascal Sauvage: English has seen too much. We go to plan B. Get rid of the fake archbishop and greenlight the visit to Her Majesty and then this pathetic country can humiliate itself by crowning me officially.
Johnny English: Women want safety, security. I can offer them nothing but danger.
Lorna Campbell: Some women find danger very attractive.
Johnny English: Women like you, Miss Campbell?
Lorna Campbell: Women like me expect men like you to find that out for yourself.
Johnny English: Hmm.