Jerome K. Jerome
Jerome K. Jerome

But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.

Jerome K. Jerome
Jerome K. Jerome

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Jerome K. Jerome
Jerome K. Jerome

If you are foolish enough to be contented, don't show it, but grumble with the rest.

Jerome K. Jerome
Jerome K. Jerome

I attribute the quarrelsome nature of the Middle Ages young men entirely to the want of the soothing weed.