James May
James May

When I get into a car - any car - I still find it amazing that I'm allowed to drive it away.

James May
James May

We'd become lazy with 'Top Gear,' doing six or seven shows a series.

James May
James May

Justice should not admit a public's thirst for pure revenge.

James May
James May

I'm only a freelance TV presenter and, in many ways, it's all just been a massive fluke.

James May
James May

It would be a bloody tough call to do 'Top Gear' without Jeremy. That would be a bit of a daft idea.

James May
James May

There's a lot of politics in television and a lot of in-fighting and all that sort of stuff, but in the end, we are purveyors of entertainment. Viewers are not really bogged down in who's doing what and who hates who and who's doing best in the ratings. They watch television to be entertained.

James May
James May

I don't know what a gazillion is.

James May
James May

I'm in favour of the old roles being blurred. The old division at school where the boys did metalwork and woodwork and the girls did needlework and domestic science is awful, really - and I'm glad it's gone.

James May
James May

Jeremy can't do anything. I've never discovered anything he can do. I mean, he can drive a car round a track pretty well, but he wouldn't be able to light a fire.

James May
James May

A lot of television assumes the viewer is a bit daft, and I don't think they are.

James May
James May

Watching people move to nice music is very pleasant.

James May
James May

Me, I'm a lesbian: I find women fascinating.

James May
James May

I do worry about breaking things - things that don't belong to me.

James May
James May

I think any carmaker that had a brain and was looking very long-term would think about 'Personalised Transport Solutions' - which may not be a car.

James May
James May

They're pretty accurate, the clocks in mobile phones.

James May
James May

Despite some of the stories that have gone around, I've never had a big, flouncey strop about how much I'm paid. Considering I have a pretty interesting life out of making telly, I'm really paid quite well for it. So I'm not complaining.

James May
James May

I don't have any quarrel with the BBC.

James May
James May

I'd quite like to film in Central Park. I think we have asked, but we're not allowed to.

James May
James May

I got into it just thinking, 'Oh, television, maybe I'll have a go at that.' I could've never imagined that it would get to this.

James May
James May

'Top Gear''s popularity is a complete mystery to me. Maybe it's because it's still a car programme, but it's turned into a distorted world view from three men; a world view through the windscreen.