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Tony Stark: [to little boy] I loved you in "A Christmas Story," by the way.

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Pepper Potts: You think he'll help you... he won't.
Aldrich Killian: It's more, uh, embarrassing than that. You're here as my, uh...
Pepper Potts: Trophy.
Aldrich Killian: Yeah.

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[from trailer]
The Mandarin: I'm gonna offer the choice: do you want an empty life, or a meaningful death?

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Tony Stark: See what happens when you hang out with my ex-girlfriends?
Pepper Potts: You are such a jerk!

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[the Marks 8-41 arrive at the oil rig to surround the Extremis soldiers]
Tony Stark: Jarvis, target Extremis heat signatures. Disable with extreme prejudice.
Jarvis: [echoing through the suits] Yes, sir.

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Colonel James Rhodes: We couldn't save the President with the suit, how are we going to save Pepper with nothing?
Tony Stark: Uh... say, Jarvis? Is it that time?
Jarvis: The House Party Protocol, sir?
Tony Stark: Correct.
[the suits activate]

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Tony Stark: [to Happy, who is pointing his tablet video-call camera too high, catching only the top half of his face] Is this the forehead of security?

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Tony Stark: Think about it. Six dead. Only five shadows.
Harley Keener: Yeah, people said these shadows are like the marks of souls going to heaven. Except the bomb guy. He went to hell, on account of he didn't get a shadow. That's why there's only five.
Tony Stark: You buy that?
Harley Keener: It's what

everyone says.

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Happy Hogan: You know, look... I got a real job. What do you want? I'm working. I've got something going on, here.
Tony Stark: What, harassing interns?
Happy Hogan: Let me tell you something. Do you know what happened when I told everyone I was Iron Man's bodyguard? They would laugh in my face. I had to leave while I still had a

shred of dignity. Now I got a real job. I'm watching Pepper.

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[from TV spot]
Tony Stark: [suits up] You know, it's moments like these when I realize how much of a superhero I am.
Pepper Potts: Wow!

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Tony Stark: It's Christmas. Take 'em to Church.

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Maya Hansen: [puts a gun to her head] Let him go! What's going to happen to your men, what's going to happen to YOU?
[Killian shoots Maya]
Aldrich Killian: [to Stark] Well, the good news is, a high-level position has just been vacated.

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Tony Stark: [narrates] Some people say progress is a bad thing. But try having a magnet in your chest keeping you alive.

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Jarvis: I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.

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Tony Stark: I miss you, Happy.
Happy Hogan: Yeah, I miss you, too. But the way it used to be. Now you're off with the super-friends. I don't know what's going on with you, anymore. The world's getting weird.

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Colonel James Rhodes: [points a gun at Trevor] Tony, I swear, I'm going to blow his face off.

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[after being frightened by Tony's suit]
Pepper Potts: I'm sleeping downstairs! Tinker with that!

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Ho Yinsen: Mr. Stark. Ho Yinsen.
Tony Stark: Ah, I finally met a man called "Ho." Come here.
Ho Yinsen: I would like to introduce you to our guest, Dr. Wu.
Tony Stark: Oh, this guy. Hey.
Doctor Wu: Mr. Stark.
Tony Stark: You're a heart doctor.
[points to

Maya]
Tony Stark: She's going to need a cardiologist after I...
[honks party horn and leaves with Maya]
Maya Hansen: Bye.
Ho Yinsen: Perhaps another time?

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Trevor Slattery: [watching TV] OLE OLE OLE OLE!

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Aldrich Killian: [about to Extremis-punch Stark] Close your eyes. You don't want to see this happening.
[brings down his fist...]
Tony Stark: [cuts off Killian's hand] Yeah, be with you in a minute...