Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana Jones: [dressed as the ticket-taker] Tickets please.
Colonel Vogel: [in German] What?
[Indiana punches him, picks him up and throws him out a window into a pile of luggage; the other passengers look at him, bewildered]
Indiana Jones: [pointing out the window at Vogel] No ticket.
[the other passengers all pull

out their tickets and wave them furiously at him]

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Sallah: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Junior"?
Professor Henry Jones: That's his name.
[points to himself]
Professor Henry Jones: Henry Jones...
[points to Indy]
Professor Henry Jones: ...Junior.
Indiana Jones: I like "Indiana."
Professor

Henry Jones: We named the *dog* Indiana.
Marcus Brody: May we go home now, please?
Sallah: The dog?
[starts laughing]
Sallah: You are named after the dog? HA HA HA...!
Indiana Jones: I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana Jones: Nazis. I hate these guys.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Fedora: You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana Jones: Sallah, I said *no* camels. That's *five* camels. Can't you count?

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana Jones: [of Indy's new lover] How did you know she was a Nazi?
Professor Henry Jones: She talks in her sleep.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

[Encountering a painting of the Ark of the Covenant]
Elsa: What's this?
Indiana Jones: Ark of the Covenant.
Elsa: Are you sure?
Indiana Jones: Pretty sure.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Elsa: It's perfectly obvious where the pages are. He's given them to Marcus Brody.
Professor Henry Jones: Marcus? You didn't drag poor Marcus along did you? He's not up to the challenge.
Walter Donovan: He sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him.
Indiana Jones: The hell you will. He's got a two day head

start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
[Cut to middle of fair in the Middle East, Marcus Brody wearing bright suit and white hat, sticking out like sore thumb]

Marcus Brody: Uhhh, does anyone here speak English?

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

[Nazi Colonel Vogel is torturing Henry to get answers]
Colonel Vogel: Tell me about this miserable little diary of yours. The book is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why?
[he slaps Henry in the face with his glove]
Colonel Vogel: Why?
[he slaps him again]
Colonel Vogel: What are you

hiding?
[he slaps him again]
Colonel Vogel: What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?
[he tries to slap him again; Henry grabs his wrist, stopping him]
Professor Henry Jones: [through his teeth] It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana Jones: [Lecturing in class] Archeology is the search for fact, not truth. If it's truth you're interested in, Dr. Tyree's Philosophy class is right down the hall.
[the students laugh]
Indiana Jones: So forget any ideas you've got about lost cities, exotic travel, and digging up the world. We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and "X"

never, ever marks the spot.
[Words he will learn to eat, upon following a series of Roman numerals through a Venetian library in order to locate a hidden passage. Said passage is marked with the Roman numeral for "10" - an "X"!]
Indiana Jones: 70% of all archeology is done in the library. Researching. Reading. We cannot afford to take mythology at face value.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Professor Henry Jones: The Word of God.
Marcus Brody: No, Henry. Try not to talk.
Professor Henry Jones: The Name of God.
Indiana Jones: The Name of God... Jehovah.
Professor Henry Jones: But in the Latin alphabet, "Jehovah" begins with an "I".
Indiana Jones:

J-...
[he steps on the "J" and almost falls to his death; he scrambles back up]
Indiana Jones: Oh, *idiot*! In Latin Jehovah begins with an "I"!

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

[Indiana and Henry are tied up]
Indiana Jones: Come on, dad. Help me get us out of here. We have to get to Marcus before the Nazis do.
Professor Henry Jones: But you said he had a two day head start. That he would blend in, disappear.
Indiana Jones: Are you kidding? I made all that up. You know Marcus. He once got lost in his

own museum.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

[talking about how they both slept with the same woman]
Indiana Jones: It's disgraceful, you're old enough to be her... her grandfather.
Professor Henry Jones: Well, I'm as human as the next man.
Indiana Jones: Dad, I *was* the next man.
Professor Henry Jones: Oh... ships that pass in the night.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Street Vendor: Water?
Marcus Brody: No thank you, sir, no. Fish make love in it.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Professor Henry Jones: I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky...

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Professor Henry Jones: [accidentally shoots their own plane with the machine gun]
Indiana Jones: Dad, are we hit?
Professor Henry Jones: More or less. Son, I'm sorry. They got us.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana Jones: I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Professor Henry Jones: Those people are trying to kill us!
Indiana Jones: [shouts] I know, Dad!
Professor Henry Jones: This is a new experience for me.
Indiana Jones: It happens to me all the time.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

[Indiana slips and nearly falls into the abyss, but Henry grabs his hand]
Professor Henry Jones: Junior, give me your other hand! I can't hold on!
Indiana Jones: [reaching for the Grail] I can get it. I can almost reach it, Dad...
Professor Henry Jones: Indiana.
[surprised, Indy looks up at his father]

Professor Henry Jones: Indiana... let it go.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Principal SS Officer at Castle: [the Nazis burst into the room] Dr. Jones?
Indiana Jones, Professor Henry Jones: Yes?
Principal SS Officer at Castle: I will take zuh book now.
Indiana Jones, Professor Henry Jones: Wuh-what b-book?
Principal SS Officer

at Castle: You have zuh diary in your pocket.
Professor Henry Jones: You dolt! Do you think my son would be that stupid? That he would bring my diary all the way back here?
[pause]
Professor Henry Jones: You didn't, did you?
[another pause]
Professor Henry Jones: You didn't bring it, did you?

Indiana Jones: Well, uh...
Professor Henry Jones: You *did*!
Indiana Jones: Look, can we discuss this later?
Professor Henry Jones: I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers!
Indiana Jones: Will you take it easy?
Professor Henry Jones: Take it easy? Why do you

think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands!
Indiana Jones: I came here to SAVE you!
Professor Henry Jones: Oh, yeah? And who's gonna come to save you, JUNIOR?
Indiana Jones: [shouts] I told you...
[grabs a gun and shoots all soldiers dead]
Indiana Jones: DON'T

call me Junior!
Professor Henry Jones: Look what you did! I can't believe what you did!