I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry Quotes

Eric Valentine: [Shows Chuck a porn magazine] Uncle Chuck, you left this in the kitchen.
Larry Valentine: Hey, don't you look at that!
Chuck Levine: Actually, you know what, give me that, maybe he should look at it
Larry Valentine: Stop it, Chuck.
Chuck Levine: It's an experiment,

seriously. Eric, see how this makes you feel. Open it up.
[Eric opens the magazine, screams, drops it and runs away]
Chuck Levine: Alright, that didn't go well.

Chuck Levine: Oh yeah. There's my lawyer.
Chuck Levine: [walks over to who he thinks is Alex]
Chuck Levine: Look at that perfection. I want to suck your blood.
[laughs]
Transvestite Groupie: Suck my what?
Chuck Levine: [Realizes he has mistaken the Transvestite Groupie for Alex]

Chuck Levine: Nothing.
Transvestite Groupie: No, it's cool. You want to suck something.
Chuck Levine: I uh... I was talking to somebody else.
Transvestite Groupie: Hey. Don't go bitch. Don't be a tease. You whore!

Chuck Levine: Oh yeah. There's my lawyer.
[Chuck walks over to who he thinks is Alex]
Chuck Levine: Look at that perfection. I want to suck your blood.
[laughs]
Transvestite Groupie: Suck my what?
Chuck Levine: Nothing.
Transvestite Groupie: No, it's cool. You want to suck

something.
Chuck Levine: I uh... I was talking to somebody else.
[Chuck starts to walk away]
Transvestite Groupie: Hey. Don't go bitch. Don't be a tease. You whore!

Chuck Levine: Oh yeah. There's my lawyer.
Chuck Levine: [Chuck walks over to who he thinks is Alex]
Chuck Levine: Look at that perfection. I want to suck your blood.
[laughs]
Transvestite Groupie: Suck my what?
Chuck Levine: [Chuck realizes it's not Alex]
Chuck

Levine: Nothing
Transvestite Groupie: No, it's cool. You want to suck something.
Chuck Levine: I uh... I was talking to somebody else.
Chuck Levine: [Chuck walks away from the Transvestite Groupie]
Transvestite Groupie: Hey. Don't go bitch. Don't be a tease. You whore!