Blake: [after Dalton is given a make-over] He looks like Elton John, only more gay.
Dalton: Elton John is gay?
Carly: [Carly hears a noise outside the tent] Wade, wake up. Wade! I heard something.
Wade: Yeah, it's probably the serial killers or something.
Carly: [about the smell] I think it's coming from over there.
Paige: [sarcastically] Yeah, let's follow the smell.
[last lines]
Dave: [on radio] Sheriff?
Sheriff: Yeah, Dave?
Dave: Ran the Sinclair family through CDIC. Trudy and the doctor didn't have two sons. They had three.
Nick: You're saying that that's a real person... underneath?
Nick: Ugh, Dalton, did you crap your pants again?
Dalton: What? No! I don't know, maybe. I am wearing my work clothes.
Blake: [to Nick and Dalton] Are you two gonna have sex with each other? 'Cause me and Paige are.
Nick: Bye, Wade.
Wade: Asshole.
Dalton: You're just gonna let 'em leave like that? That guy's a freak, he throws dead animals in a pit for a living.
Nick: You clean shit for a living, Mr. Septic Tank Man. What's the difference?
Dalton: Well, um... I don't walk through it. That's one difference.
Carly: This Vincent guy is quite the artist.
Wade: Yeah. I think this Vincent guy needs therapy.
Wade: [to a dog he thinks is made of wax] What up, dog?
[Carly sees a human face in the window that moves away]
Wade: [after she jumps] What?
Carly: I just saw somebody!
Wade: It was probably a wax thing.
Carly: No, no, it wasn't a wax thing, it was moving and it was freaky looking!
Nick: Wade... dude... I'd really like to pound your ass.
Paige: I swear, he's starting to like that car more then me now.
Paige: [after giving Dalton a makeover] He looks like a smurf.
Bo: [to Vincent] Hey, town's looking real good. We almost finished what Ma started. Those two are good, they'll fit perfectly. What I tell ya, huh? Ain't your work more real now? Ma would be proud, yeah, she'd be real proud. She always said your talent would make up for what God took away from you. There's two more, we've still got a lot of work to do.
[scraping a piece of the House of Wax off with his knife]
Wade: It is wax, like... literally.
Paige: Lip balm. I dropped my stupid lip balm.
