Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Something tells me we're not going fishing this weekend.
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: That should make you happy.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Blow it out your shorts, Ron!

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Mae Thompson: How did this happen?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Let me handle this. How did this happen?

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Ron Thompson: I'm your brother, Russ, you're not supposed to fink on your own brother!

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Um, dad... You know that weights aren't my thing.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Weights aren't your thing. Fishing isn't your thing. Just what is your thing?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: I don't know. But I'll keep you posted okay?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Okay, in the

meantime, you're trying these weights, and you're coming fishing with the family! IS THAT CLEAR? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Yes sir.

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Ron Thompson: What's a river doing in your backyard?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: It's not a river, dope. It could be a stream of dog pee, and it would look like a river to us.

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Hey, if we had some rope, we could make a log bridge! If we... If we had some logs.

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: Hey Szalinski, ever do anything normal? Like play baseball?
Nick Szalinski: Nope. Baseball is for mortals.
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: Maybe you could be the base.
Nick Szalinski: Maybe you could be the mound.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Ronald, lug your stuff!

Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: Later, worm.

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Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: [when the kids are trapped in a trash bag on the curb] Hey, Szalinski, do they pick up your trash the same day they get ours?

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Nick Szalinski: Help! Don't eat me!
[screams]

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

[first lines]
Mailman: Good morning, Quark.

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

[Talking on the phone]
Amy Szalinski: No, they broke up for religious differences. She thought she was God and he disagreed.

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Nick Szalinski: [sees Quark] It's Quark!
[whistles until Quark sees them]
Nick Szalinski: Oh, no!
Amy Szalinski: What is it, Nick?
Nick Szalinski: [observes the Thompsons' cat jumping from the fence] It's that stupid cat of theirs!
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: Our cat is not stupid!


Nick Szalinski: [sees Quark being chased back in the house] It just chased Quark away!
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: It's Russ's stupid cat...
[his last word turns to panic as the stem tips over]
Amy Szalinski: Hang on, Nick!
Nick Szalinski: I can't! I'M SLIPPING!
[Nick falls into a flower full

of pollen]

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Tommy Pervis: [after mowing the lawn] Nick said I could cut it...
Wayne Szalinski: When did you see Nick?
Diane Szalinski: Did you see him this morning?
Tommy Pervis: No, it was yesterday. But really, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to be so late!
Diane Szalinski: It's okay, sweetie. It's

alright, go home, go on through the house, it's safer.
Tommy Pervis: "Safer"?
[sees Diane and Wayne looking for the kids in the grass]
Tommy Pervis: And I thought my folks were weird.

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Diane Szalinski: I called the police...
[sees Wayne with headlamps on his head]
Diane Szalinski: ... what's on your head?
Wayne Szalinski: I... was looking for the kids.
Diane Szalinski: Where? In a coal mine?
Wayne Szalinski: They're in the back yard.

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: What do you take me for? A complete idiot?
[Wayne and Diane look at each other]
Mae Thompson: How did this happen?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Hang on, Mae. I'll handle this. How did this happen?
Wayne Szalinski: Well, the machine analyzes an object's molecular structure;

then through laser inversion, it takes all the...
Diane Szalinski: Wayne... I think the Thompsons need to see the couch.

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Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

[after they were shrunked by his father's shrunk machine]
Amy Szalinski: Nick, what did you do?
Nick Szalinski: Me? It was his ball!
Ron Thompson: Shut up, wimp!
Nick Szalinski: We have to get dad. He'll know what to do.

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Nick Szalinski: [Ron lights a torch from cigarette ashes] Cool! Now we can see in the dark!
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: Hey, Antie look! Headlights!
[Antie wiggles his antennae in curiosity]

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

[during the conference; several audience members leave]
Wayne Szalinski: ...And given that my machine can substantially reduce the size of bulky payloads and fuel supplies, the savings to the space program would be staggering.
Professor Frederickson: [puzzled at Wayne's invention] Mr. Szalinski, are you trying to tell me that suddenly size is no

longer relative?
Wayne Szalinski: That's right, Professor Frederickson; and with the amount of space in any given object, we can thereby shrink the object.
Professor Frederickson: Uh-huh, where's your proof?
Wayne Szalinski: When Einstein came up with the Atomic Bomb, did they ask him to prove that it worked?

Professor Frederickson: You, Mr. Szalinski, are hardly Einstein.
[audience laughs]
Wayne Szalinski: I picked a name.
Professor Frederickson: You have, however, managed to shrink one thing: the size of this audience!
[to the rest of the audience]
Professor Frederickson: Gentlemen, ladies, I don't

know about you; but I'm going to lunch.
[Professor Frederickson and the rest of the audience get up to leave; Dr. Brainard approaches the stage and stops Wayne]
Dr. Brainard: Pardon me. Wayne. Wayne.
Wayne Szalinski: Oh, hi, Dr. Brainard.
Dr. Brainard: Don't take it too hard, Wayne. It'll take time to convince people

without proof.
Wayne Szalinski: I appreciate it. Thanks a lot.
Dr. Brainard: [as the two leave the conference room] By the way, you were right about the electric flea collar: the extension cord was a bad idea.

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Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Amy Szalinski: [when she and the boys find Antie after the scorpion stung him] He looks hurt.
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: No! He can't be!
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: [to Antie] You saved my life.
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: [to Amy and the other 2 boys] Yeah, he's gonna be OK.
[Antie dies]