Sgt. Whitman: Look at the size of that whammer!
Hellboy: [while Sammael is eating] What you having? Six library guards, raw, plus belts and boots. Man, you're gonna need some heavy fiber to move that out.
Hellboy: Open wide!
[breaks Sammael's lower jaw]
[in a large cemetery, searching for Rasputin's mausoleum]
Tom Manning: Where are you going?
Hellboy: To ask for directions.
[opens an amulet]
Hellboy: Come on, find me a talker...
Hellboy: Hey, Sparky... tell everyone to turn on their locator belts if anyone sees anything.
John Myers: Are you sure about this?
Hellboy: On a scale of one to ten, two.
[Hellboy and Sammael fall through a vent]
Hellboy: YOU DAMNED MONSTER!
[Hellboy punches him]
[Hellboy pummels Sammael]
Hellboy: Hurts, doesn't it? You shouldn't hurt PEOPLE!
Hellboy: Mmmmmm nachos.
Agent Clay: So you met the fish guy, right?
John Myers: Oh, yeah. That was weird.
Agent Clay: [unimpressed] Yeah, right. Well, come on in. Meet the rest of the family.
Grigori Rasputin: He disclosed to me the child's true name. Would you like to know it?
Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: I already know what to call him. I call him "son".
[nearby phone rings as Hellboy fights Sammael]
Hellboy: IT'S FOR YOU!
[Hellboy hits Sammuel with the phone]
[holding a corpse by a noose over his shoulder]
Hellboy: This is Ivan Klimatovich. Say hi, Ivan.
Ivan Klimatovich: [in Russian] Go that way, Red Monkey!
Abe Sapien: [to Manning while handling a piece of evidence ungloved] Don't worry about fingerprints. Never had any.
Hellboy: What landed you this job, pushing "pamcakes"?
[as Hellboy tries to board a train in pursuit of a monster, the driver beats him in the head with a fire extinguisher]
Hellboy: OW! HEY! I'm on your side!
Train Driver: Huh! Sure!
[hits Hellboy again]
Hellboy: Hey! Stinky!
Hellboy: Mmmm... nachos!
Abe Sapien: [in a tank, to Liz] If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. And I'm stuck in here, so look after the big lug for me, will you?
