Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Tom Manning: What's going on? What's going on?
Hellboy: I quit.
[gives Manning his belt and weapon]
Tom Manning: What? Are you serious?
Liz Sherman: Looks that way doesn't it?
[gives Manning her belt and weapon]
Tom Manning: What's wrong with you? You can't all just quit.


Abe Sapien: [gives Manning his belt and weapons] Watch us.
[pats Manning on the cheek and walks past him]
Hellboy: [comes back] On second thought...
[pulls out the Samaritan]
Hellboy: I think I'll keep this!
[walks away]
Tom Manning: Come on. Come on! Johann, they can't do this.

Stop them.
Johann Krauss: Dr. Manning, suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker!

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Hellboy: You're in love. Have a beer.
Abe Sapien: Oh, my body's a temple.
Hellboy: Well, now it's an amusement park.
Abe Sapien: No, no, no. The glandular balance of...
Hellboy: Just shut up and drink it, would you?

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Johann Krauss: Nice baby.
Baby: I'm not a baby. I'm a tumor.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Prince Nuada: [releasing the tooth fairies] Let this remind you why you once feared the dark...

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Hellboy: [looking at Liz sleeping; drunk] Look at her. She's it, Abe. She's it. She's my whole wide... You know?
Abe Sapien: [also drunk] Yeah. Yeah.
Hellboy: I would give my life for her... but she also wants me to do the dishes.
Abe Sapien: I would die and do the dishes.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Prince Nuada: [stabs Hellboy in the chest] You may have mused in the past, am I mortal?
[breaks off the spear, leaving the head in Hellboy's chest]
Prince Nuada: Now you are.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Prince Nuada: [to the Golden Army] Kill them.
Abe Sapien: [shocked] He lied to us.
Hellboy: Abe, old buddy. We ever get outta this, we gotta talk.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Prince Nuada: We die and the world will be poorer for it.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Angel of Death: Anung un Rama...
Liz Sherman: You know that name?
Angel of Death: And yours, Elizabeth Sherman. At last, I have been waiting for you both, I am his death and I will meet him at every crossroad.
Liz Sherman: Can you save him?
Angel of Death: It is for you to decide. It is

all the same to me, my heart is filled with dust and sand. But you should know, it is his destiny to bring about the destruction of the Earth... not now, not tomorrow but soon enough. Knowing that, you still want him to live?
[Liz pauses]
Angel of Death: So, child, make the choice. The world, or him?
Liz Sherman: Him.
Angel of

Death: The time will come, and you, my dear, will suffer more than anyone.
Liz Sherman: I'll deal with it. Now save him.
Angel of Death: It is done.
[the Angel removes the spearhead from Hellboy's chest]
Angel of Death: I have done what I can, now give him a reason to live.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

[last lines]
Hellboy: Maybe we can find a place with a yard. It'd be great for the baby!
Liz Sherman: Babies.
Hellboy: [mouths] Babies?
Liz Sherman: [holds up two fingers, wagging them]

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: It is said that at the dawn of time, man, beast, and all magical beings lived together under Aeglin, the Father Tree. But man had been created with a hole in his heart, a hole that no possession, power, or knowledge could fill. And in his infinite greed, man dreamed of expanding his dominion over the entire earth. The blood of many an elf,

ogre, and goblin was spilled in their war with man, and King Balor, the one-armed king of Elfland, watched the slaughter in dread and despair. But one day, the master of the goblin blacksmiths offered to build the king a golden mechanical army, seventy times seventy soldiers, that would never know hunger, and could not be stopped. Prince Nuada begged his father to agree. "Build me this army," the

king said. And so, a magical crown was forged that would allow those of royal blood to command the Golden Army, if unchallenged. "I am King Balor, leader of the Golden Army. Is there anyone who disputes my right?" And in his throne room, no one challenged his word.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

[repeated line]
Hellboy: Aw, crap!

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Johann Krauss: You say I'm not human, but on the contrary, I understand your pain all too well. You see, a long time ago, I lost the woman I love, and that was, in fact, the cause of my present misfortune. I will tell you about it someday. But for now, the tactical advantage is ours! Consider this: the Prince lacks the crown piece. And without it, his Army poses no threat to us.


Liz Sherman: So, we have clearance then?
Johann Krauss: Agent Sherman... Liz... screw ze clearance! Ve vill *take* that plane!

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Hellboy: Come on, Abe! What are these things?
Abe Sapien: Carcharadon Carcharias.
Hellboy: English, English.
Abe Sapien: They're, um... tooth fairies.
Hellboy: Ha!
Abe Sapien: No. Black Forest, 3rd Century. They feed mostly on calcium. Bones, skin, organs... But

they do usually go after the teeth first. Hence the name, "tooth fairies."
Liz Sherman: Bet you they don't leave money, either.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

[after smashing up a dozen of the Golden Army's soldiers]
Hellboy: Industrable, my ass.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Hellboy: [as he's wrapping an infant in his tail] Your first piece of tail.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Hellboy: World, here I come.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Hellboy: I wish father were here. He'd know what to tell you... us.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Johann Krauss: [after thrashing Hellboy] There we are. Your temper, it makes you sloppy. Try to control it, Agent Hellboy. Before it controls you.
[Johann "walks" away, singing in German]
Hellboy: Glass-hole.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Prince Nuada: [to Hellboy about the Forest god] Demon! What are you waiting for? This is what you want, isn't it? Look at it. The last of its kind. Like you and I. If you destroy it, the world will never see its kind again... You have more in common with us than with them. You could be a king... If you cannot command, than you must obey.