Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Quotes

Ron: [as Harry lays unconcious] Looks a bit peaky, doesn't he?
Fred Weasley: Peaky? What'd you expect him to look like? He fell fifty feet.
George Weasley: Yeah, c'mon, Ron. We'll walk you off the Astronomy Tower and see how you come out looking.
Harry: Probably a right sight better than he normally does.

[he opens his eyes to see everyone is with him]
Hermione: Harry! How are you feeling?
Harry: [he slips on his glasses] Brilliant.
Fred Weasley: Gave us a right good scare, mate.
Harry: What happened?
Ron: You fell off your broom.
Harry: Really? I meant

the match. Who won?
[silence, no one is answering]
Hermione: No one blames you, Harry. The Dementors aren't meant to come on the grounds. Dumbledore was furious. After he saved you, he sent them straight off.
Ron: There's something else you should know, Harry. Your Nimbus - when it blew away? - it sort of landed in the Whomping Willow. And

well...
[he hands Harry his broken broom stick]

Uncle Vernon: Not so fast! YOU BRING HER BACK! You bring her back now, you put her right!
Harry: No! She deserved what she got!
[Vernon furiously tries to grab Harry but he stands up to him with his wand]
Harry: Keep away from me.
Uncle Vernon: You're not allowed to do magic outside of school.

Harry: Yeah? Try me.
Uncle Vernon: They won't take you back now! You've nowhere to go!
Harry: I don't care! Anywhere's better than here.
[angrily leaves the house]

Professor Snape: A remarkable feat, don't you think? To enter the castle on ones own, completely undetected?
Dumbledore: Quite.
Professor Snape: Any theories on how he might have managed it?
Dumbledore: Many. Each as unlikely as the next.
Professor Snape: You may recall, prior to the

start of term, I expressed concern about the appointment of Professor...
Dumbledore: Not a single person inside this castle would help Sirius Black to enter it. No, I'm quite convinced the castle is safe, and I'm more than willing to send the students back to their houses.
Professor Snape: What about Potter? Should he be warned?

Dumbledore: Perhaps, but for now let him sleep.

Aunt Marge: [to Vernon] You mustn't blame yourself about how this one turned out, Vernon. It's all to do with blood. Bad blood will out.
[to Petunia]
Aunt Marge: What is it the boy's father did, Petunia?
Aunt Petunia: Oh, nothing. He didn't work; he was unemployed.
Aunt Marge: And a drunk too, no doubt?

Harry: That's a lie!
Aunt Marge: What did you say?
Harry: [a little enraged] My dad wasn't a drunk!
[Aunt Marge accidentally breaks the glass she it holding, which shatters into pieces, startling everyone else]
Aunt Marge: Oh, don't worry Petunia. I have a very firm grip.

Harry: [in the Shrieking Shack with Hermione trying to find Ron] Ron!
[runs into room]
Hermione: Ron, you're okay!
Ron: Harry, it's a trap! And he's a dog, he's an Animagus!
[Harry and Hermione look at paw prints, which leads them to looking at Sirius Black]
Hermione: If you're going to kill

Harry you'll have to kill us, too!

Vincent Crabbe: [as Harry, Ron, and Hermione arrive] Look who's here.
Malfoy: Ah, come to see the show?
Hermione: You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!
Ron: [Hermione points wand at Malfoy, who staggers backwards into tree, wincing] Hermione, no! He's not worth it!
[Malfoy whimpers]

Vincent Crabbe: [Hermione lowers wand, while Malfoy laughs, making Hermione punch him in the face] Malfoy! Are you okay? Let's go!
[Malfoy, Goyle, and Crabbe run away]
Vincent Crabbe: Quick!
Malfoy: Run!
[he, Goyle, and Crabbe mutter various things while running away]
Hermione: That felt good.

Ron: Not good, brilliant!
[looks at Harry]

Professor Lupin: [as Snape points his wand at Sirius's throat] Severus, don't be a fool...
Sirius Black: He can't help it, it's habit by now.
Professor Lupin: Sirius, be quiet.
Sirius Black: Be quiet yourself, Remus!
Professor Snape: Listen to you two, quarreling like an old married

couple...
Sirius Black: [in a mocking voice] Why don't yo run along and play with your chemistry set?
[Snape pushes wand harder on Sirius's throat]
Professor Snape: I could do it, you know. But why deny the Dementors? They're so longing to see you... do I detect a flicker of fear? Ah, yes, the Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that

must be like to endure. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness, but I'll do my best.
[Harry unnoticeably pulls Hermione's wand out of her pocket]
Sirius Black: Severus, please!
Professor Snape: After you.
[gestures Sirius toward door]
Harry: [to Snape] Expelliarmus!
[Snape flies backwards onto a bed,

unconscious]
Ron: Harry! What did you just do?
Hermione: You attacked a teacher!
Harry: [to Lupin] Tell me about Peter Pettigrew!
Professor Lupin: He was at school with us! We thought he was our friend!
Harry: No, Pettigrew's dead!
[whirls around at Sirius]

Harry: You killed him!
Professor Lupin: [jumps in front of Sirius] No he didn't! I thought so, too until you mentioned seeing Pettigrew on the map!
Harry: The map was lying, then!
Sirius Black: That map never lies! Pettigrew's alive! And he's right there!
[points at Ron]
Ron: Me?

He's mental!
Sirius Black: Not you! Your rat!
Ron: Scabbers has been in my family for...
Sirius Black: Twelve years! Curiously a long life for a rat! He's missing a toe, isn't he?
Ron: So what?

Stan Shunpike: [on the Knight Bus with Harry, who is looking around] Come on, come on, move on!
[clears throat, gives Harry a ticket, and knocks on the window next door]
Stan Shunpike: Take her away, Ern.
Shrunken Head: [next door] Yeah! Take it away, Ernie! It's going to be a bumpy ride!
[Ernie starts up the Knight Bus

and drives it quite quickly while things slide back and forth]
Shrunken Head: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Shrunken Head: [to Harry] What did you say your name was again?
Harry: I didn't!
Stan Shunpike: Well, whereabouts are you headin'?
Harry: The Leaky Cauldron. That's in London.

Stan Shunpike: Did ya hear that, Ern? The Leaky Cauldron. That's in London.
[laughs]
Shrunken Head: Ah, the Leaky Cauldron! Hey, if you have the pea soup, make sure you eat it before it eats you!
[laughs]
Harry: But the Muggles! Can't they see us?
Stan Shunpike: Muggles? They don't see nothing,

do they?
Shrunken Head: No, but if you jab them with a fork they feel it!
[laughs]
Shrunken Head: Ernie, little old lady at twelve o'clock!
[bus stops for old lady to cross, while Harry smashes into the window]
Shrunken Head: Ten... Nine... Eight... Seven... Six... Five... Four... Three... Three and a half...

Two... One and three quarters, yes!
[little old lady finally passes and bus moves on]

Harry: [about Ron's rat missing a toe and being Peter Pettigrew] All they could find left of Pettigrew was his...
Sirius Black: Finger! But then the coward cut it off so they would think he was dead! And then he transformed into a rat!
Harry: Show me.
[Sirius tries to take the rat from Ron, but Ron holds onto it]

Harry: Give it to him, Ron.
Ron: What are you trying to do to him?
[Sirius finally gets a hold of the rat]
Ron: Scabbers! Leave him alone!
[tries to run toward Sirius, but Hermione holds him back]
Ron: Get off him! What are you doing?
[Sirius drops the rat, which runs while Sirius finally

transforms it into Peter Petitgrew]
Peter Pettigrew: [realizes he's not a rat anymore] Remus, S-Sirius? My old friends!
[runs toward the door, but Lupin and Sirius block him]
Peter Pettigrew: Harry, l-look at you!
[walks toward Harry]
Peter Pettigrew: You look so much like your father! Like James, we were best

friends!
Sirius Black: How dare you speak to Harry!
[Pettigrew scowls and runs away from Sirius]
Sirius Black: How dare you talk about James in front of him!
Professor Lupin: You sold James and Lily to Voldemort, didn't you?
Peter Pettigrew: I didn't mean to! The Dark Lord. You have no idea the

weapons he possesses! Ask yourself, Sirius! What would you have done? What would you have done?
Sirius Black: I would have died!
[Pettigrew crawls under piano]
Sirius Black: I would have died rather than betray my friends!
Peter Pettigrew: [runs over to Harry, whispering to him] Harry, James wouldn't have wanted me

killed! Your dad... your dad would have spared me! He would shown me mercy...!
[Lupin and Sirius yank him off Harry]
Sirius Black: You should have realized, Peter, that if Voldemort wouldn't kill you we would!
[he and Lupin pull out their wands and point them and Pettigrew]
Sirius Black: Together!
Harry: No!

Professor Lupin: Harry, this man is...
Harry: I know what he is, but we'll take him to the castle.
Peter Pettigrew: Bless you boy, bless you!
[kneels to Harry]
Harry: Get off me! I said we'll take you to the castle. After that, the dementors can have you.