Thao Vang Lor: They were going to take me away. They're pissed because I blew my first initiation.
Walt Kowalski: Yeah, you're a real pussy for wanting to hang out with that gang. What was your initiation anyway?
[Thao gestures at the car]
Walt Kowalski: My Gran Torino?
Father Janovich: What are you gonna do, Walt?
Walt Kowalski: Whatever it is, they won't have a chance.
[repeated line]
Walt Kowalski: Toad.
Trey: [after Walt saves him and Sue from being harassed by a trio of black thugs, thanking him, Ebonics-style] Way to go, old man!
Walt Kowalski: Shut up, pussy. What is all this "bro" shit, anyway? You wanna be super-spade or something? These guys don't wanna be your "bro" and I don't blame 'em. Now get your ofay paddy ass on down the road.
Walt Kowalski: How many swamp rats can you get in one room?
Sue Lor: My name? It's "Take your crude, overly obvious come-on to every woman who walks past and cram it." That's my name.
Father Janovich: I know you're close to these people, but this pisses me off, Mr. Kowalski.
Walt Kowalski: Where's Dr. Feldman, my regular doctor?
Dr. Chang: Dr. Feldman retired three years ago, I'm his replacement, Dr. Chu.
[first lines]
Al: God, I am sorry for Dorothy, Walt. She was a real peach.
Walt Kowalski: Thanks for coming, Al.
Walt Kowalski: Get your ofay paddy ass on down the road.
Walt Kowalski: [to Thao] Have some respect, zipperhead. We're in mourning here.
Walt Kowalski: Certainly beats beef jerky, I'll tell 'ya.
Father Janovich: What is this thing called life?
Walt Kowalski: Christ all Friday.
