Goodfellas Quotes

Henry Hill: [narrating] I only bought the damn guns because he wanted them, and now he didn't want them.
Jimmy Conway: What the fuck are these? None of them fit. What's the matter with you? What, do you want me to pay for this shit? I'm not paying for it!
Henry Hill: [narrating] I didn't say a thing. He was so pissed off, he didn't

even say goodbye.
Jimmy Conway: Stop with those fucking drugs. They're making your mind into mush. You hear me? Take 'em back!

Jimmy Conway: [Johnny bought an expensive pink Cadillac coupe for his wife after the Lufthansa Heist] Johnny, are you nuts? We got a million fucking bulls out there. Everybody's watching us and you get a fuckin' car!
Johnny Dio: It's under my mother's name. It's wedding gift.
Jimmy Conway: I don't give a fuck whose name it's on! Are

you stupid or what? Did you hear what I said? Don't buy anything, don't get anything! Nothing big. Didn't you hear what I said? What's the matter with you?
Johnny Dio: What am I getting excited for, Jimmy?
Jimmy Conway: Why am I getting all excited about it? Because you're gonna get us all fucking pinched, that's why! What are you, stupid? What's the

matter with you? What's the matter with you?
Johnny Dio: I'm sorry, Jimmy.
Jimmy Conway: What the fuck is the matter with you?
Johnny Dio: It's under my mother's name.
Jimmy Conway: [exasperated while interrupting] What did you say? You being a wiseguy with me? What did I tell you? What did I tell you?

You don't buy anything, you hear me? Don't buy ANYTHING!
Johnny Dio: I'm sorry.
[to his wife]
Johnny Dio: Let's go have a drink
Jimmy Conway: [to the other bar patrons] That fat fuck! He oughta wear a sign.

Frankie Carbone: I could never hit that number.
[unintelligible]
Tommy DeVito: Frankie, Frankie, Frankie. What the fuck does 528 have to do with 460? I can't believe this guy. Fuckin' 528 ain't even close to 460. Now what the fuck does that got to do with anything?
Frankie Carbone: Eh, I been playin' that numba for three

years.

Henry Hill: [Narrating] These are the guys Jimmy put together for what turned out to be the biggest heist in American history: the Lufthansa heist. Tommy and Carbone were going to grab the outside guard and make him get us in the front door, Frenchy and Joe Buddha had to round up the workers, Johnny Roastbeef had to keep them all tied up and away from the alarm, even Stacks

Edwards got in on it, all he was supposed to do was steal the panel truck and afterwards compact it with a friend of ours in New Jersey. Only Morrie was driving us nuts - just because he set this up, he felt he could bust Jimmy's balls for an advance on the money we were going to steal. He didn't mean anything by it; it was just the way he was.