Amy Dunne: The girl with the giant cum-on-me tits.
Tanner Bolt: Whatever they found, I think it's safe to assume that it is very bad.
Nick Dunne: Come home, Amy. I dare you.
Amy Dunne: Want to test your marriage for weak spots? Add one recession, subtract two jobs. It's surprisingly effective.
Amy Dunne: I'm so much happier now that I'm dead.
Desi Collings: Octopus and Scrabble?
Nick Dunne: Your parents literally plagiarized your childhood?
Amy Dunne: No, they improved upon it, and then peddled it to the masses.
Nick Dunne: All I'm trying to do is being nice to the people who are volunteering to help find Amy.
Margo Dunne: [after seeing how Nick cheated on his wife] You fucking idiot...!
Amy Dunne: You think you'd be happy with a nice Midwestern girl? No way, baby! I'm it.
Margo Dunne: Boo hoo, I got laid off. Guess I'll fuck a teenager.
Amy Dunne: [in her diary] I will practice believing my husband loves me, and will love this baby. That this child might really save our marriage. But I could be wrong. Because sometimes, the way he looks at me, I think, man of my dreams, father of my child, this man of mine may kill me. He may truly kill me.
Sharon Schieber: Nick Dunne. You're probably the most hated man in America right now. Did you kill your wife, Nick?
Nick Dunne: Life. I don't remember the point.
Amy Dunne: [writes a diary entry in February 14, 2012] For Valentine's Day, I thought I'd buy a gun.
Nick Dunne: When I think of my wife, I always think of her head. The shape of it, to begin with.
Detective Rhonda Boney: Well, we have our first clue.
[holds an envelope that reads Clue One]
Tanner Bolt: I will drill you as if you were doing a deposition. What to say, what not to say.
Margo Dunne: A trained monkey?
Tanner Bolt: A monkey who doesn't get the lethal injection.
Nick Dunne: Do you really want to be the couple that has a baby to save their marriage?
Nick Dunne: You know, we have a pretty serious homeless problem in our neighborhood. You maybe could should check that out.
Officer Jim Gilpin: We'll look into that.
