Firefly: Making more things go boom before 9 AM than most people do all day.
Firefly: [punches the President] That was for the tax hike.
Zartan: Like you pay taxes.
Firefly: Ain't always about me.
Cobra Commander: [after escaping from the prison, Storm Shadow's back is badly burnt from the explosion] Take him to the mountains to heal. I'll need him for the war I'm about to start.
French Leader: You will have to answer for this... to your Congress... your courts.
Cobra Commander: Correction: They will have to answer to ME.
Indian Leader: What is it you want?
Cobra Commander: I want it all!
Joe Colton: Need anything?
[offers Storm Shadow some blades]
Storm Shadow: [shows off his blade] I brought my own!
Joe Colton: Nice.
Warden Nigel James: Snake Eyes. Last place I thought I'd see you. Warden James. It's a pleasure. I'm a very big fan. I love the black. It's very Johnny Cash.
Firefly: [beating Roadblock] I want to see that face. The one where you realize today's the day. It's the face all those pretty little Joes had in the desert when I lit them all up like fireworks!
Flint: [watches as Cobra Commander escapes by helicopter] Block, Cobra Commander's bugging out. No sign of Firefly.
Roadblock: [watches Firefly coming] I've got him.
[breaks out of prison]
Storm Shadow: Welcome to hell!
[from trailer]
Roadblock: Let's move! The world ain't saving itself!
Zartan: Where's the prison that holds Cobra Commander and Destro?
President: Is this where I ask you what you have planned?
Zartan: Why does anyone want to be president? Everybody wants to rule the world.
[first lines]
Lady Jaye: Hustle up guys. You've got to get that defector and get the hell out of there. No delays.
Zartan: [as President] On my orders, the covert special forces unit, codenamed Cobra, terminated with extreme prejudice Joe command, facilities, personnel. The GI Joes... are no more.
Warden Nigel James: Listen to me. I sound like a real estate agent. I'm not here to sell you anything. Except maybe hopelessness.
[laughs]
Cobra Commander: The Cobra revolution has begun. By pressing that button, Zartan initiated an auto-drop sequence. My Zeus satellites are moving into position over your six remaining countries. The same button that begins this can end it. But I only press it for a price: total allegiance.
Warden Nigel James: Did you know that during REM sleep the human body produces a neural chemical which paralyses every muscle in the body but the heart and the eyes? This prevents us from acting out our dreams.
