I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
How can I die? I'm booked.
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
